Miscellaneous: Today, I discovered the piggy bank I made a Facebook account... - FML

By Anonymous - 06/11/2010 04:36 - United States

Today, I discovered the piggy bank I made a Facebook account for has more friends than me. It has 12. FML

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By notliked - 01/10/2009 10:33 - United States

Today, on Facebook, I realized I had over 500 friends. I told my one friend and she changed her status to, "How can Dan have over 500 Facebook friends? Nobody even likes him." It got 42 likes and twenty comments that basically said, "Agreed." FML

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By iamchazzi - 01/12/2017 18:30 - United States - Madison

Today, I found out that my mom uses my Facebook account more than I do. FML

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By noname - 20/03/2009 20:40 - United States

Today, I went on Facebook to find that my little brother had messed with my profile. He wrote on my status that I'm a piece of shit, I have no life, and several other nasty and perverted things. Underneath, it said 26 of my friends liked this. I'm new to Facebook. So far I have 26 friends. FML

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By TheL1nds - This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff - Australia - Kingswood

Today, I checked my fake Facebook account for the first time in ages and realized that the "fake me" got more birthday greetings than the "real me." FML

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By GshDrnt - 21/04/2011 02:57 - United States

Today, I logged on to Facebook and had 64 notifications. I thought that perhaps I was popular. But no, it was my ten year old sister, liking 64 of my pictures. FML

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By poorman - 18/11/2013 22:14 - United States - Derwood

Today, I realized that my 5 year old son has more money saved up in his piggy bank than I have in my actual bank account. FML

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By Facebook - 13/06/2009 16:11 - United States

Today, I logged into Facebook for the first time in a month. I had only 3 new notifications, that were to tell me that the poker application I used on there "missed me" and wanted to give me 10,000 free chips. My poker app talks to me more than my friends. FML

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By Thanks guys - 26/11/2013 05:21 - United States - Richmond

Today, I logged onto Facebook to see one of my "friends" had used my account to post a coming-out story. It had comments on it such as "I knew it!" "Finally." and "That explains so much." FML

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By Noname - 11/02/2009 01:22 - United States

Today, I got on Facebook and realized the only two friend requests I've had in 2 months are both from my parents. FML

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By gotthewrongman - 17/12/2009 17:49 - United States

Today, I found that my Facebook account had been hacked, and all my friends were deleted. As I tried to add them all back, Facebook reported me as a hacker for adding too many people too quickly. FML

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Top comments

ladybuuggy 0

Saturday 6 November 2010 12:17

..why the hell would you make a piggy bank a Facebook! someone definitely needs a life..

cole86 0

Saturday 6 November 2010 12:13

12! whooa! that's 1 more than 11

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AwesumIndianGurl 0

Saturday 6 November 2010 15:07

LOL wow you made a FB account for a piggy bank...I wonder why you don't have that many FB frends :| awh jus kiddin but still thts pretty ****** up... FYL

umkay 0

Saturday 6 November 2010 15:08

hahahaha i have 724 friendsss

cueevilthunder 0

Saturday 6 November 2010 15:32

Aren't you cool?

r9310 0

Saturday 6 November 2010 16:27

haha its funny because nobody cares

banananut 0

Saturday 6 November 2010 21:42

Well I have 724 testicles, you don't see me bragging about it.

tizzwang 0

Saturday 6 November 2010 15:14

4- maybe that's why the piggy bank has more friends than the OP

ydi_4_suking 20

Saturday 6 November 2010 15:14

Facebook is the myspace for old people. And yea you need a life op

Jtisciyohk 0

Saturday 6 November 2010 15:31

agreed

mordhorst95 0

Saturday 6 November 2010 15:36

u must have been bored out of Ur mind 2 make a Facebook 4 a piggy bank. lol

hidingoutt7 0

Saturday 6 November 2010 15:42

I wanna look up if there really is a piggy bank facebook lol

blusey 0

Saturday 6 November 2010 16:33

there is a lot of Piggy banks on fb,.......one has 11 friends....I feel this is the right piggy bank. I'm wondering if OP made this FML to get friends on FB

stevenmx86 7

Saturday 6 November 2010 15:56

Well if you'd bother making a facebook for a damn piggy bank, no wonder you have no friends...

Daggertrout 6

Saturday 6 November 2010 15:58

I don't even have a piggy bank. :( But if I did I'd name him Commandant Oinkers. :)

renvy 0

Saturday 6 November 2010 19:32

At first I thought you said "Commandment Oinkers." I was all "what.."

ManaUser 0

Saturday 6 November 2010 16:36

Awww don't feel bad, they only like him for his money.

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