Love: Today, I discovered the real reason my husband was distraught...

By -__- - 27/12/2013 21:49 - Canada - Calgary

Today, I discovered the real reason my husband was distraught last week and has been acting moodily ever since. An attractive girl he was secretly having sex chats with online confessed to him that "she" was actually a guy. FML

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By Anonymous - 08/12/2015 16:46 - United States - Lehigh Acres

Today, I found out my husband pretends to be a young, bisexual woman online. As if that isn't bad enough, he flipped out and didn't believe me when I told him the other "young, bisexual women" he's been beating it to are probably middle-aged men too. FML

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By sickandtiredofit - 24/01/2012 19:50 - United States

Today, I found out that my wife has been having an affair with the guy who's been trying to get our relationship back on track. FML

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You deserved it 3 123

By j.b. - 02/12/2009 05:57 - United States

Today, I found out that my husband thinks its okay to have an online girlfriend and have naked pictures sent to his email because he's not "physically touching, making love, or kissing". The sad part is that the online girlfriend gets more action than me. FML

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By Recluse - 21/11/2014 18:18

Today, the girl I'd been dating online for 6 months told me she was a guy. I said it was alright, and that I was still in love. Then she confessed she really was a girl, and was just trying to make me dump her so she wouldn't be the "bad guy". FML

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You deserved it 7 589

By Little Miss Fucket - 13/06/2014 21:07 - United States - Fort Worth

Today, I found out my husband has a fake Facebook account that he uses to add guys and live a double life as some kind of "gamer chick". This would be disturbing enough, even if he hadn't used pictures of me to give a face to his alter ego. FML

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You deserved it 4 181

By Lililaloose - 24/12/2008 04:11 - France

Today, while I was looking for a file on my boyfriend's hard drive, I came across photos of a half-naked woman wearing my clothes, but whose head wasn't really visible. When I demanded an explanation, I realised that it wasn't another girl - it was him. FML

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You deserved it 3 616

By Anonymous - 12/05/2016 07:32 - United Kingdom

Today, my boyfriend was extremely angry. He found a naked photograph of me online that he thought I'd been sending to other guys. It wasn't me. FML

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You deserved it 1 206

By gmac0417 - 01/09/2012 06:02 - United States

Today, I found out my husband has been talking to another woman on Facebook. His only defense was, "I thought I deleted the messages." FML

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You deserved it 3 197

By Anonymous - 19/09/2010 14:12 - United States

Today, I found out that my husband keeps in contact with the woman he was infatuated with in high school. He texts her more than he texts me. FML

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You deserved it 4 216

By Wellthissucks - 06/11/2017 15:26

Today, I found out that my long-distance boyfriend just got married because his "real" girlfriend is pregnant. FML

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You deserved it 483

SgtAssCheeks 21

Saturday 28 December 2013 0:59

incoming "Today I discovered the hot girl I was having kinky chats with is actually a guy. My wife still doesn't know why I look discouraged. FML"

theonex17 15

Saturday 28 December 2013 0:57

That's the internet for you...

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speakersboom 19

Saturday 28 December 2013 17:35

Cat fight!

bethluvsyou 15

Saturday 28 December 2013 17:37

Wow

pineapplepunch 3

Saturday 28 December 2013 18:28

Well that's what he gets for cheating on you in the first place

pineapplepunch 3

Saturday 28 December 2013 18:30

Well that's what he gets for cheating on you in the first place

martin8337 35

Saturday 28 December 2013 20:03

Pre-op or post-op?

tbabyfosho 7

Saturday 28 December 2013 22:29

You dont deserve it, but he sure does!!!

Gangsterrface 10

Saturday 28 December 2013 23:03

Weeeell, I guess he got what was coming to him .

AloysiusWeasley 15

Sunday 29 December 2013 0:05

Sounds like he should be a soon-to-be ex-husband...

weveallbeenthere 30

Sunday 29 December 2013 4:15

hahaha. chats is not cheating. it might be fun to see / talk about sex with someone other than your wife.

itsmimi121 8

Sunday 29 December 2013 12:09

you should leave him, and tell him you're looking for a better man, then ask for his girlfriend's number..

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