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By canucks_chick - 23/10/2011 05:45 - Canada

Today, I dislocated my jaw while giving my boyfriend a blowjob. FML

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By dislocated - 14/02/2018 20:30

Today, my boyfriend dislocated my jaw by sitting on my face while trying to fart on it. FML

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By Anonymous - 27/05/2022 06:00

Today, during sex with my new boyfriend, he gave me such an intense oral sex orgasm, I clenched my jaw and broke one of my back teeth. FML

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It can't wait

By fatcheeks - 02/03/2010 16:58 - United States

Today, I got all four of my wisdom teeth removed. I went to see my boyfriend for comfort because I was in so much pain. The first thing he asked me when I saw him with huge cheeks? When would be the next time I could give him a blowjob. FML

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By neckcrack - 07/09/2010 10:18 - Australia

Today, I was giving my boyfriend head. I got a little too enthusiastic during it, and wound up cracking my neck loudly, and had to stop while the pain settled down. FML

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By 530gangsta - 25/04/2017 16:00

Today, while having sex I managed to chip my tooth. FML

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Come again

By Anonymous - 09/07/2009 07:35

Today, I gave my boyfriend a spontaneous blowjob while we were watching TV. After he finished, I tried to pull a sexy move I'd seen in a porno by zipping his pants back up with my teeth. His foreskin got caught in the zipper and we spent the next few hours in the emergency room. FML

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By dom - 08/09/2010 06:53 - United States

Today, my boyfriend yawned while I was giving him head. FML

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By Anonymous - 30/10/2014 20:55 - United States - College Place

Today, I had to go to my dentist about a chipped tooth. I got it after my hand slipped off my dick and slammed straight into my face while I was masturbating. FML

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By Anonymous - 26/08/2017 01:30

Today, my girlfriend was in the midst of giving me head when she got lockjaw. My dick was stuck inside her mouth as she bit down on it for over an hour. FML

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By pleasedie - 07/05/2015 18:00 - United States - Fort Lauderdale

Today, I took a shower with my boyfriend. I tried to be adventurous and went to give him a blowjob, only to end up slipping and head-butting him in the balls. FML

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Sunday 23 October 2011 12:06

Was it that big ? Holy shit.

NitroTonicsFML 4

Sunday 23 October 2011 12:18

I'm just gonna say it...that blows.

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trskln 1

Sunday 23 October 2011 20:39

That's enthusiasm !!

suckmysarcasm 10

Sunday 23 October 2011 20:45

Pics or it didn't happen.

batman1024 0

Sunday 23 October 2011 20:45

Was it that huge?!?!?!?!

haydeepepe123 4

Sunday 23 October 2011 20:48

have fun explaining that to your doctor (:

alsexychick 3

Sunday 23 October 2011 20:56

Wow his penis must have been....what 50 feet wide??

Lysergic 0

Sunday 23 October 2011 21:00

You were so good at it even you were left speechless!

KiddNYC1O 20

Sunday 23 October 2011 21:01

Like a boss. You must suck a mean dick.

jbaby7892 0

Sunday 23 October 2011 21:12

That must be one big penis! Extenze maybe??

seasick08 3

Sunday 23 October 2011 21:26

Damn!!! Do you have a sister? You are a SOLDIER!!!

mytreemarie 0

Sunday 23 October 2011 21:27

BLOWPOP. Urban Dictionary it. Fits this perfectly. ;D

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