By owew - 09/12/2010 05:33

Today, I don't know anyone in the city where I just moved. I felt really lonely so I picked up my cat to try and cuddle with her. She freaked out and ripped my face apart. She ran then away to go play with the cats outside. Even my cat has more friends than me. FML
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ImaginaryFoe 0

Strike up conversations with interesting people in the emergency room. Chat up the doctor giving you stitches. Ask the nurse sopping up your blood what fun things there are to do in town. People won't come to you, OP. Put in some effort and soon you'll have a ton of friends who enjoy hanging out with disfigured crybabies. Good luck!

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ninjanate 0

I could make a pussy joke, but where Is perdix?

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ninjanate 0

what I mean is perdix make the joke.

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everlife_333 3

that's why you should get a dog because unlike cats dogs are always there

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KilIjoy 0

Let me guess.. then 'all by myself' started playing on the radio?

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KamilleBlack 3

Cats are ******* bitches. See, that why I hate them. Ungrateful bastards.

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albertaeinstein 0

That sucks. But that, children, is why dogs are best.

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pattyrn 0

my beautiful chihuahua Roxy lady would never do that to me.

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