dogs don't pull shit like that. ydi.

If ya need someone to talk to, send me a message at [email protected]. Just say hi. :)

Invite all the cats inside and they can all be your friends. Apparently this is a fairly popular remedy for lonely women.

well that sucks. I'd say I'd be your friend but i think that might be stalkerish so I'll leave that for you to decide

I'll be your friend :P See? I even broke the 69 comments for ya. :D That's a deep deep love right there. haha

ur fault for moving to sum gay city.

cats dont like being held like human babies its really uncomfortable for them and puts them in an extreamly voulnurable position... when picking up a cat make sure the body is supported but keep the legs and tail free... then maybe ur face would stay in tact

The scratches on your face probably won't help either..

Forever alone ]:

It's ok, they were probably just planning Te catopocolypse, nothing purrsonal (see what I did there? :3 )