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By owew - 09/12/2010 05:33

Today, I don't know anyone in the city where I just moved. I felt really lonely so I picked up my cat to try and cuddle with her. She freaked out and ripped my face apart. She ran then away to go play with the cats outside. Even my cat has more friends than me. FML

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By Anonymous - 18/10/2012 05:33 - United States

Today, I contemplated the ratio of cats I have to friends I have. I need more friends. FML

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Thursday 9 December 2010 12:04

Get a dog then.

ImaginaryFoe 0

Thursday 9 December 2010 12:57

Strike up conversations with interesting people in the emergency room. Chat up the doctor giving you stitches. Ask the nurse sopping up your blood what fun things there are to do in town. People won't come to you, OP. Put in some effort and soon you'll have a ton of friends who enjoy hanging out with disfigured crybabies. Good luck!

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ImaginaryFoe 0

Thursday 9 December 2010 12:57

dre_bro11 12

Thursday 9 December 2010 13:03

OP, who teachinged you the good England?

catatonicsleep 17

Thursday 9 December 2010 13:05

The cat could be stressed from the move. I know my cat hates being in her travel cage to even go to the vet 10 minutes away. Your cat is just probably annoyed at you for making it travel, it will get over it. :)

hghiPigh 0

Thursday 9 December 2010 13:27

"even my cat has more friends than me"-- this baby's going in the favorite quotes section of my facebook profile

s_tricka 0

Thursday 9 December 2010 13:30

that sucks. just remember. if u rlly wanna get friends like ur car, don't do it his way. ppl don't like their buts smelled too much. haha

you_freak 7

Thursday 9 December 2010 13:34

Boohoo get over it! You aren't going to meet anyone at home, put some effort into it and stop whining!

W4X 0

Thursday 9 December 2010 13:57

Go on a chatroom and meet some people or just take a walk and say Hi to people. It isn't too hard.

boatkicker 4

Thursday 9 December 2010 18:23

Have you ever walked down the street and said "Hi" to random people? If so, you should realize that people are super-paranoid, and are more likely to slap you than say "Hey nice to meet you"