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By ironies a b*tch - 13/04/2013 05:04 - United States - Chatham

Today, I dressed up as Batman for a comic book convention. I was hit by a car on the way there by a man dressed up as the Joker for the same convention. FML

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By Anonymous - 03/02/2024 21:00

Today, on our way to a comic book convention, I was getting in the car in my costume when my girlfriend fell against the car door, slamming it shut on my knight helmet, which broke the hinge. We couldn’t fix it, meaning it was stuck on my head for an hour while my dad drove over with an angle grinder. FML

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By The Joker? - 31/07/2011 06:17 - United States

Today, two guys proclaiming that they were both Batman attacked me on the street. FML

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Today, I went to a comic shop to celebrate Free Comic Book Day. A guy in a really nice Spider-Man costume showed up, so I asked and got a selfie with him on my way out. When I got home, I realized my wallet was missing from my back pocket. I was robbed by Spider-Man. FML

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By Anonymous - 22/10/2019 00:01

Today, while walking down the street, I was violently beaten up by a man in a Darth Vader outfit. FML

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By 2ndplacechamp - 01/06/2011 05:43 - Canada

Today, my girlfriend and I were driving to a costume party. On the way, we got into an argument and she kicked me out of her car. I had to walk around the city center in an Iron Man outfit trying to find the party venue. FML

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By cuz803 - 01/11/2022 16:00

Today, I went to my friend's costume party dressed as Michael Myers. My costume must've been too conspicuous because it drew violent attention. I'm still sore from the pushing, tackling, tripping, falling and body shots. FML

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By Lame - 10/07/2011 00:19 - United States

Today, I was robbed by a guy wearing a ninja turtle costume. FML

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By Anonymous - 29/04/2012 09:45 - Canada - Thompson

Today, at a concert, I got into a fight with a man in a banana suit. FML

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Great party in here

By NotRossFromFriends - 19/09/2023 20:00 - United States

Today, I went to a costume party dressed as a giant inflatable dinosaur. I got stuck in the elevator and had to be deflated to get out. FML

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By Unfortunately Me - 09/01/2014 00:54 - United States - San Jose

Today, I was asked to go to a ball by the guy I like. The theme is masquerade. He made me a Robin mask; he's wearing a Batman mask. FML

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Rozza17 29

Saturday 13 April 2013 12:03

Well, you are enemies, so what do you expect.

Talooka 10

Saturday 13 April 2013 12:06

I'm sure he was just joking.

Comments

polobeastjkc 5

Saturday 13 April 2013 22:48

How is that bad?! That's AWSOME

wildfiresgirl 7

Saturday 13 April 2013 23:36

oh the irony..

jjh1978 11

Sunday 14 April 2013 0:28

Which is precisely why even superheroes look both ways before crossing the street

StanSmith2013 26

Sunday 14 April 2013 1:06

That there is some real dedication!

mrebeccan 19

Sunday 14 April 2013 1:12

Well of course? The word Nemesis comes to mind.

greenpixi 10

Sunday 14 April 2013 1:54

The irony on this FML is the sweetest I've ever tasted. :3

Xotoolyxo 16

Sunday 14 April 2013 2:07

So very ironic, it's perfect

bigtwan1983 4

Sunday 14 April 2013 2:24

So.... Did the joker get away?

born_hustla 26

Sunday 14 April 2013 2:26

Na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na Batman!! Don't take it so serious. Why so serious?

groovycrazyjoe 18

Sunday 14 April 2013 2:37

He did it on purpose probably

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