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By ironies a b*tch - 13/04/2013 05:04 - United States - Chatham

Today, I dressed up as Batman for a comic book convention. I was hit by a car on the way there by a man dressed up as the Joker for the same convention. FML

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Today, I went to a costume party dressed as a giant inflatable dinosaur. I got stuck in the elevator and had to be deflated to get out. FML

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By Unfortunately Me - 09/01/2014 00:54 - United States - San Jose

Today, I was asked to go to a ball by the guy I like. The theme is masquerade. He made me a Robin mask; he's wearing a Batman mask. FML

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Saturday 13 April 2013 12:03

Well, you are enemies, so what do you expect.

Talooka 10

Saturday 13 April 2013 12:06

I'm sure he was just joking.

Comments

ayewynn 6

Saturday 13 April 2013 20:34

Not gonna lie, I laughed.

niamah 11

Saturday 13 April 2013 20:48

Holy smokes batman!

cmb8280 24

Saturday 13 April 2013 21:16

Why so serious? Really tho, this is fantastic lmao

Metallica36176 16

Saturday 13 April 2013 21:20

I laughed way harder at that than I should have.

V4Vardy 8

Saturday 13 April 2013 21:44

"tell me, have you ever danced with the devil in the moon light?" "what does that mean?" "i don't know, its just something i like to ask people before i hit them with a car (maniacal laughter)"

vynguyen494 3

Saturday 13 April 2013 21:45

Hahaha that's so ironic

lokiitababii69 19

Saturday 13 April 2013 21:50

lol holy shit im sorry but the world makes sense!!! that is hilarious and perfect! i mean if u were going to get hit by a car.... better the joker hitting u i guess than a random person... at least they understand the fact ur walking the streets as batman..