Health: Today, I dropped a knife while cooking. Luckily it missed my...

By jmac - 11/03/2012 03:06 - United States

Today, I dropped a knife while cooking. Luckily it missed my foot, but only because it hit my knee. FML

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By zztopspinner - 14/03/2012 19:11 - United States

Today, whilst stacking the dish washer I dropped a steak knife. Luckily, I caught it just before it hit my foot. I fist-pumped to celebrate my amazing catch and stabbed myself in the cheek. My parents couldn't stop laughing all the way to the hospital. FML

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By ouch. - 10/12/2018 09:30 - United States - Stamford

Today, I was washing the dishes when I gave myself a nasty gash on my leg from the open dishwasher door. After five minutes of cleaning up the blood and wrapping it up, I came back to finish the job only to drop a plate and send broken shards into my foot. FML

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By Anonymous - 20/07/2016 06:40 - United States - Seattle

Today, I dropped my knitting project while I was sitting down, but I managed to catch it between my legs. So my knitting needles also caught me. FML

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By HarvestMoon_gal - 24/07/2010 05:09 - United States

Today, I was cleaning a pan. I turned the water on, and it was super hot. My reaction was to slam my hand down. On a knife. So, not only do I have a burned hand, but there's also a huge cut on it from the knife. FML

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By Anonymous - 06/09/2017 07:00 - United States - Eugene

Today, while showing off the sharpness of my new katana, I missed my target and hit my shoe. The strike cut into the second toe of my right foot, which then had to be amputated. Demonstration successful. FML

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By Eleanor - 19/02/2017 23:00 - United Kingdom - Leeds

Today, I tripped and fell on my open dishwasher, right onto a carving knife. I'm mostly ok, except that my nipple has been sliced neatly in half. Seriously, the two halves keep flapping open like a little mouth. It would be funnier if it wasn't so painful. FML

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Put it away

By Anonymous - 27/10/2019 22:00

Today, I managed to cut myself twice with a Swiss army knife. Stabbed in one hand and sliced a finger on the other. Good to know it's super sharp. FML

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By Anonymous - 13/08/2019 02:00 - United Kingdom

Today, I was helping tidy up after my girlfriend's flat warming. I went to put a sharp kitchen knife in the sink while she was washing dishes, and stabbed her in the finger instead. FML

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Spice

By Anonymous - 07/04/2021 04:00 - United Kingdom

Today, I dropped some food on the floor and picked it back up, took a bite, and quickly realised it had toenail cuttings in it. I never cut my toenails in my dining room. FML

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By sashimi9999 - 07/02/2014 01:32 - United States - Salinas

Today, while cleaning a carpet in my house, something in it sliced my foot. I couldn't find what it was, so I went to clean the wound. 10 minutes later, I sliced my foot again on the same thing. I still can't figure out what it was. FML

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Sunday 11 March 2012 9:54

I used to cook, then i took a chefs knife to the knee.

PYLrulz 17

Sunday 11 March 2012 9:53

Ok, how many of those godforsaken "Arrow to Knee" jokes, or modified versions of it, will there be?!?

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i_eat_you 4

Monday 12 March 2012 3:32

At least it wasn't an arrow....

SauseBause 0

Monday 12 March 2012 4:58

At least it wasn't an arrow!! LOL.

Fenix63_fml 5

Monday 12 March 2012 5:52

I use to be a chef like you, but then I took a knife to the knee.

smylee14 0

Monday 12 March 2012 9:07

I used to cook, then I took a knife to the knee

greenmen 12

Monday 12 March 2012 9:51

Keep cooking till you die. Offcourse it ain't far away. I just have a feeling this isnt the first time this has happened

SkItZo1041 2

Monday 12 March 2012 14:19

At least you didn't take an arrow to the knee.

sergiomzk 3

Monday 12 March 2012 14:29

Cue arrow to the knee jokes in 5..4..3..2..1.. GO!

sweetbabysweet93 10

Monday 12 March 2012 17:40

Hahaha you took a knife to the knee!

soccerlover9696 0

Tuesday 13 March 2012 4:20

It could have been worse it could have hit both

blutigenbonbon 10

Tuesday 13 March 2012 6:00

I used to be a good chef like you...until I took a knife to the knee.

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