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By ouch - 20/12/2013 04:41 - United States - Cleveland

Today, I dropped a new 50lb box of tiles. Luckily, none of the tiles broke. I'm assuming this is because my foot cushioned the fall. FML

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khaoticpanda 28

Friday 20 December 2013 7:12

Oh god. First fml to make me cringe, iv done this before.

TheNewMirage 10

Friday 20 December 2013 7:13

Your foot can heal, thank god you saved the tiles from breaking!

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Dinoporeon 9

Friday 20 December 2013 7:18

You have a very brave foot.

junkman6 22

Friday 20 December 2013 7:20

My old man had a saying. "Skin heals, construction equipment costs money. Now quit whining."

perdix 29

Friday 20 December 2013 7:21

That's ok, they don't have Obamacare for tiles ... yet. Soon, the secret shadow government cabal with socialist, African potters and glaziers will get that into law. My tin is strong -- the ignorance ray is futile against me!

macelonel 26

Friday 20 December 2013 7:26

i hope the tiles are okay

kumonsucks 7

Friday 20 December 2013 7:45

Its explicitly says "luckily none of the tiles broke"

Nordrag 26

Friday 20 December 2013 7:51

doesnt mean the tiles didn't suffer emotional trauma.

sam1507 6

Friday 20 December 2013 7:45

Ouch!! I think u should get ur foot checked!

jaycee1209 5

Friday 20 December 2013 7:47

OUCH!

LennyComa 39

Friday 20 December 2013 7:59

I have never done that but I have Stubbed my toe and that sucks...FYL

DocBastard 38

Friday 20 December 2013 14:14

Yes, stubbing your toe is exactly like dropping 23kg of stone on your foot. Good call.

acetheone 8

Friday 20 December 2013 8:07

thank God for your foot, all would have been lost.

kelseeinez 10

Friday 20 December 2013 8:16

Better your foot than your face.

Sports_guy3 28

Friday 20 December 2013 9:37

Now tell me how OP drops a box of tiles on his/her face.

that_band_nerd 22

Friday 20 December 2013 13:55

Well first off it takes skill, and then you add a touch of showing off (perhaps for a lady mrrhm) then you get a guy dropping tiles on his face!

Paradoxxxx 16

Friday 20 December 2013 8:30

That's killer :'(

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