Miscellaneous: Today, I dropped a new 50lb box of tiles. Luckily, none of the...

By ouch - 20/12/2013 04:41 - United States - Cleveland

Today, I dropped a new 50lb box of tiles. Luckily, none of the tiles broke. I'm assuming this is because my foot cushioned the fall. FML

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By FlyingCoffeeMonster - This FML is from back in 2016 but it's good stuff - United States - Oreland

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khaoticpanda 28

Friday 20 December 2013 7:12

Oh god. First fml to make me cringe, iv done this before.

TheNewMirage 10

Friday 20 December 2013 7:13

Your foot can heal, thank god you saved the tiles from breaking!

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EmmaMK 35

Friday 20 December 2013 8:35

Good catch. Well done!

outoftown 26

Friday 20 December 2013 8:45

My damaged foot sends its sympathies, OP.

Mary_victor 3

Friday 20 December 2013 9:11

You must have a really fat foot.

Curlytwirly22 17

Friday 20 December 2013 9:33

Are you okay now, I mean did you go to the hospital after you dropped them ?!

cypherwars 15

Friday 20 December 2013 9:44

ouch.... take care OP

Epikouros 31

Friday 20 December 2013 9:47

Didn't you wear steel-toe boots?

xkore787 14

Friday 20 December 2013 11:42

That kinda pain...damn yeah this FML just gave me sympathy pains

worldclassrager 39

Friday 20 December 2013 11:55

Get well soon OP...saved the tiles......for some reason my foot is hurting....

DanielleinDC 33

Friday 20 December 2013 14:32

Ouch! Hope the shoes you were wearing provided some protection.

JMichael 25

Friday 20 December 2013 14:41

I feel your pain OP, but it could have been a glass table landing on your foot and shattering.

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