Miscellaneous: Today, I dropped my Blackberry, but thanks to the protective...

By anonymous - 28/03/2011 18:48 - United States

Today, I dropped my Blackberry, but thanks to the protective gel case that I just purchased for it... it bounced and fell right into a sidewalk drainage sewer. FML

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By Anonymous - 18/09/2018 22:10

Today, my fancy rubber phone case did its job and saved my phone from damage when I dropped it on the bathroom counter. Unfortunately, it was rather useless after the massive bounce it took before landing in the toilet. FML

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Mr Butterfingers

By Anonymous - 25/03/2024 19:00 - Canada

Today, I dropped my phone. I'd only just bought this new phone last night. It barely survived 12 hours. FML

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Good one, lady

By Cellismasher - 04/11/2009 22:37 - United States

Today, while walking to work, I accidentally dropped my $400 cell phone on the sidewalk. The screen shattered into a million pieces. A woman passing by looked at the ruined phone and said, "Now that's what you call a dropped call!" She laughed and kept walking. FML

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By hunter168647 - 02/07/2011 05:50 - United States

Today, I bought an otter box. While setting up my iPhone, I dropped it and it is now shattered. FML

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By RIP iPhone - 26/02/2017 06:00 - United States

Today, I was using my flashlight app in the driveway to avoid stepping in puddles, as my new shoes are untreated suede. I dropped my phone in the puddle instead. FML

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By AnAngryyGiraffe - 06/12/2016 04:46 - United States - Chatsworth

Today, after dropping my phone in the toilet, I left it dismantled outside in my backyard to dry hoping it could be saved. I forgot about the phone as well as the sprinklers that were scheduled to go off. FML

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By Adam - 18/11/2009 21:57 - United States

Today, my iPod dropped out of my pocket while I was walking. Trying to be cool, I attempted to kick it back into the air to catch it before it hit the ground. Upon making contact with my foot, It ended up detaching from my headphones and flying 10 feet. Right into a sewer grate. FML

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By noname - 17/02/2009 17:15 - United States

Today, I dropped my 400 dollar iphone, that's been through toilets and 6 foot falls, on a walmart floor and shattered the screen. I managed, however, to catch the 2 dollar macaroni and cheese before it hit the ground. FML

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By Anonymous - 21/01/2012 20:59 - Canada

Today, I accidentally dropped my phone while I was crossing the road. Luckily, it survived the fall. Not so luckily, an oncoming bus steamrolled it into oblivion. FML

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By Qwe - 20/03/2016 01:22 - United States - North Attleboro

Today, I dropped my wallet and it fell into the perfectly sized hole in the storm drain. FML

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shibainu519 0

Monday 28 March 2011 23:24

get an iPhone

cupcake10101 0

Monday 28 March 2011 23:14

fail xD

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JackieIsHeer 0

Tuesday 29 March 2011 1:51

you are lucky you got the protective gel....VERY LUCCKY

dansco 24

Tuesday 29 March 2011 1:57

YDI for having a Crackberry! Good luck explaining that to you insurance Butter fingers lol

hannah1203 2

Tuesday 29 March 2011 2:07

Yeah, I think you mean Crackberry!

thebitnitz 5

Tuesday 29 March 2011 2:11

you suck

NovemberJuliette 0

Tuesday 29 March 2011 2:16

igotta cherryberry;p my built in red case for it nnd my friend has a blueberry :p

caleismyth 5

Tuesday 29 March 2011 2:56

ahhhh the peace of shit phone is were it belongs....with all the other shit

Deitz123 2

Tuesday 29 March 2011 3:00

Lmfao. Next time get a phone pouch. Call ur phone network and tell them wat happened. Hopefully u have insurance

calvin10 0

Tuesday 29 March 2011 3:01

naw girl they're bomb!!

briidontgive_ 0

Tuesday 29 March 2011 3:08

Oohh, ihope you have insurance

Stupidpeopleanno 5

Tuesday 29 March 2011 3:25

iWin>Wackberry

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Mr Butterfingers

Good one, lady

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