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By Anonymous - 12/11/2008 08:10 - France

Today, I dropped my keys in the sewer. The spare ones are inside my locked car. FML

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By seththing - 22/05/2016 03:49

Today, I locked my keys in my car. I had a spare key in my wallet, that I also left in the car. FML

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By Mandoune - 07/11/2008 14:18 - Finland

Today, I dropped my keys in the drain. Thankfully, my new flat mate generously offered his help to reach the keys via flower pot. FML

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By catherineratley - 06/05/2012 04:09 - United States - Carmi

Today, I shut my finger in the car door. The door locked. Then I dropped the keys on the ground and couldn't reach them. FML

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By Anonymous - 19/10/2020 01:56

Today, I had to call a locksmith because I got locked out of my apartment. It cost a total of $350 to break in and repair the lock. Not even 3 hours later, I dropped my only key in the sewer. FML

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By ShittyKeys - 06/11/2009 08:57 - United States

Today, I dropped my keys in the toilet. While in the kitchen looking for something to fish them out with, I heard a door slam. My sister had to use the bathroom and didn’t see my keys in the toilet before sitting down. Lucky me, I caught her just as she was about to flush. FML

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By Anonymous - 25/05/2013 04:50 - United States - Clifton

Today, I locked my keys in my car. Good thing I went to Lowe's to make spares, which are also now locked in the car. FML

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By Anonymous - 29/11/2009 07:25 - Canada

Today, I locked my keys in the car while the car was running because I got out to get the parking ticket attached to my windshield. FML

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By Marcus - 20/01/2019 18:00

Today, my keys disappeared out of my car door during the 50 foot walk to the trash can. When I finally went to security after trying to find them, they said someone drove off with my car right as I walked in the door. FML

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By Anonymous - 23/11/2015 20:50 - United States - Winsted

Today, after locking my keys in the car and waiting three hours for my mom to bring me my spare, I reached into my bag only to find my keys. FML

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By Lea - 16/03/2010 13:31 - United States

Today, I dropped my car keys down the elevator shaft at my dorm. I had parked my car at a parking meter, and now had no way to get change out of my car. It took six hours for someone to get my keys, and I now have a $75 parking ticket. FML

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Tygastyle 0

Wednesday 18 February 2009 3:08

my boyfriend does that and i think he's an idiot. thats the point of a spare key, right?

xXlolololXx 0

Friday 5 June 2009 1:31

Haha YDI for leaving SPARE keys in your car. Hahah that's a good one tho :P

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sexybitch92 0

Friday 30 April 2010 5:50

your really kind of an idiot. why would you put a spare set inside your car? strannnggeee....

jaminjim132 0

Friday 4 June 2010 11:12

shouldn't it be the other way around?

Sarah6244 0

Sunday 29 August 2010 16:42

Thats how cars get stolen! its called SPARE dont keep it in your car!

you_guys_r_fails 0

Monday 18 July 2011 7:32

ever hear of a locksmith Dumbass.

_Allstar_ 2

Thursday 4 August 2011 5:31

Maybe instead of keeping a spare in a car where they might be stuck try keeping them somewhere safe! and not in a locked car. thats just a suggestion though :)

myifesuckz 8

Saturday 1 October 2011 7:13

Haahaa looooool YTDI looool

redrumbear 9

Wednesday 5 October 2011 12:48

Putting your spare keys where they're safe from everyone. Even you. Now that's ******' smart!

gaffag 2

Monday 7 November 2011 20:10

Ydi for being retarded

kotabones 0

Tuesday 7 February 2012 3:14

Youre the dumbest person I can think of. What moron keeps a spare key to anything inside of what it unlocks? YDI

Heinousness 0

Thursday 1 March 2012 0:33

Who keeps any keys in a locked car? That's like putting the piece of paper that has your safe combination in the safe for safekeeping. Jeez

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