By AK-47 - 17/07/2015 23:04 - United States - Farmington

Today, I dropped my phone in the toilet in a public restroom. That would have been bad enough, without the guy in the next stall saying, "Jesus! What the hell did you eat?!" FML
I agree, your life sucks 28 845
You deserved it 3 495
Winter: Snow and Funny News
Snuggle up and laugh with our winter stories, where snow isn't the only thing sliding around! More…
Previous FML Next FML

Same thing different taste

Next

Top comments

xlord 27

You should've told him you ate an apple

320 6
alfalfalaffa 17

But you never specified how you dropped it op. Maybe you did in fact drop it out if your bum.

238 5

Comments

Hunkapoo 19

this is why I try to avoid bringing my phone in the bathroom but sometimes you have no choice. your life sucks.

1 8
Mikey1016 7

you should've been like "you don't even want to know, Jesus please help me through this" just to make it a humorous situation

26 1
Pingvinai 37

Is it? Is it?! How would we ever know when you end your opinion with a question mark?

24 1
kittykat1501 31

It's an emoji, they are changed to a question mark here

8 1
ShyVi 18

They are? Wow I wasn't on here in ages.

2 1
mr_aaaaaaaa 12

Omg that's hilarious!

1 2
AbsyntheMayhem 23

Was the toilet at least flushed when you dropped it? Or worse, was it an automatic flusher that ate your phone? That would be even better. I mean, that sucks.

1 5
failedgamer01 20

I would have laughed if I were you. Then responded that Taco Bell really screws with you.

2 2
Mortoli 30

lol agreed. it really does lol.

0 1
chuchusheep 19

i am very curious on what your response was...

1 1
ariasmake1 9

You should have said "A real man doesn't chew his food".

5 1
ShyVi 18

Especially if his food is a phone.

0 2