By Anonymous - 23/11/2015 03:17 - Canada

Today, I drove 3 hours to surprise my girlfriend, who I hadn't seen in 3 weeks. When she opened the door, she gasped, told me to fuck off and slammed the door in my face. FML
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cacheson 41

Maybe she has multiple personalities. That's the one that doesn't like you.

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thawny_fml 21

Probably the same one that has a different boyfriend.

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ZackKP 11

Well maybe that was not your girlfriend..maybe you had a few beers in your car and..idk just saying..

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ManicGypsy 22

Are you sure that she's your girlfriend? Is she aware of that? When was your last conversation with her, and did it possibly end with her threatening a restraining order?

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dutchy86 20

I guess we have the same type of relationship... #3... 1. Single 2. couple 3. In a relationship of which she is not a wear of my existence.

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Levvy 22

No. Even a grammar hippie would despair at guessed-at phonetic spelling like that.

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mds9986 24

Well I guess you surprised her.

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Jowisee 29

How long had you been together? If the relationship wasn't serious to her then you turning up on her doorstep unannounced is quite creepy.

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tiger820 20

that's cause she had another dude there, **** her! off with her head! ?

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StickyPickles 33

Probably because there was another man at her place. sorry man

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