By alephnull - 02/02/2011 21:07 - Canada

Today, I drove a friend to the emergency room because he thought he had appendicitis. While sitting in the waiting room, I got puked on by a child. My friend's diagnosis? Gas. So he also farted all the way home. FML
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Awwww you're a true friend op. I wish I had a friend like you :)

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oh my effing god. u r so selfish! what if ur friend really did have appendicitis? then you'd be screwed and puked on!!! YFDI!

I_R_Genius 3
krazy_glu3 0

Geez the cost of an E.R. bill just to told you have gas.... such a shame... he should stop holding his farts in!

i fart under the sheets and pull my wife under, sometimes she laughs....sometimes.

I had appenditicis. It's not hard to diagnose and not easy to mis-diagnose either. The experience was terrible, but gas isn't that bad in terms of pain. Coming from an unfortunate person who experienced both.

I would say it is hard to diagnose if you don't have the classic symptoms... I was told mine was a UTI, pulled tendon and general pains just because I didn't have classic appendicitis and didn't throw up. So y'know.

taurusxdee 10

ugh I had the same thing about 2 weeks ago. it's really painful.

92jess_2010 0

I hope it wasn't a long ride! poor guy. tell him to buy febreze or something, lol.

sparta98 4

I'm pretty lucky. I've never broken anything in my body, nor have I had surgery. I'm glad your friend didn't have appendicitis, but really, FYL.

Hey at least you're in Canada, it only costs tax dollars.

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