By alephnull - 02/02/2011 21:07 - Canada

Today, I drove a friend to the emergency room because he thought he had appendicitis. While sitting in the waiting room, I got puked on by a child. My friend's diagnosis? Gas. So he also farted all the way home. FML
I agree, your life sucks 31 111
You deserved it 3 134

Same thing different taste

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Awwww you're a true friend op. I wish I had a friend like you :)

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If it's a choice between being puked and paying an ER bill, I'll take the puke any day. Your friend's the one who'll be saying FML in the near future.

Wow... thinking gas is appendicitis... either he had the worst gas ever, or he's just a pussy.

you are such a terrible friend to think of this situation this way. your friend needed you and he was wrong, what's the big deal? if you were a true friend you would be happy that it was just gas. fyl because you have to go through it as the selfish person you are. I hope your friend realizes what kind of a person you are soon enough and finds himself better friends.

skittlesxmonster 5

Couldn't agree more... I once though I had appendicitis, I had sharp pains near my stomach and it definitely didn't feel like a normal stomach pain. I looked it up and found out it could be appendicitis, but the pain was actually caused by the 5 glasses of apple cider I drank that day xD Appendicitis is actually often confused with the problems op's friend had. So you shouldn't be mad at your friend because he/she DIDN'T get appendicitis. Be happy they are okay.

skateking133 0

then you must live very close to the hospital, or he farted a really long one...

Yea, can't imagine this actually happening.

Splayd 10

Is anyone else amused with the people making diatribes about how selfish she is, despite not knowing anything about her other than this simple post, which was undoubtedly simply trying to make it sound as bad as possible because we are on a website called FML? Calm yourself, morons; you do not know her, or how she truly feels about her friend, unless you are performing simultaneous feats of teleportation, telepathy and empathy.

been there. done that. got an injection in the backside for it. fun stuff man. oh and i had to open all the windows as well. XD

i thought i had appendicitis before but it was just gas but i didnt do all that