Health: Today, I drove a friend to the emergency room because he thought...

By alephnull - 02/02/2011 21:07 - Canada

Today, I drove a friend to the emergency room because he thought he had appendicitis. While sitting in the waiting room, I got puked on by a child. My friend's diagnosis? Gas. So he also farted all the way home. FML

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By Anonymous - 08/05/2015 13:51 - United States - Pottstown

Today, I thought it would be funny to fart next to my brother in the car. Apparently, his carsickness is exacerbated by strong smells. I now know what it feels like to have lap full of vomit. FML

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By lambeaster - 20/01/2016 14:27 - United States - Washington

Today, I accidentally let out a silent but obscenely deadly fart in the doctor's waiting room. It was so foul that a woman got insanely pissed at her kid because she thought he'd shat his pants again. FML

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By babs - 07/05/2013 19:07 - United States

Today, I was in the doctor's office waiting for my husband to arrive, when a little old lady sat beside me. She seemed nice, until she started farting and blaming it on me. They weren't silent; they sounded like trucker farts and smelled like death. I was there for over an hour. FML

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Better out than in

By Anonymous - 20/05/2020 02:00

Today, I had the most excruciating pain I've ever felt in my lower right abdomen. I was doubled over and vomiting it hurt so bad. After going to the E.R., thinking it was my appendix and getting checked in, I let out the biggest most rancid fart in my life and the pain immediately went away. FML

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By sadddddd - 11/09/2011 01:54 - Canada

Today, I woke up in the middle of the night feeling sick. I went to the bathroom and knelt in front of the toilet, waiting to throw up. When I finally did, I violently shit my pants at the same time. I was at my friend's house. FML

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By Anonymous - 29/06/2014 04:16 - United States

Today, I had to go pick up my kid, because he threw up while playing at his friend's house. The boy's mother bitched me out for not keeping my son at home while he was "ill". Her breath was unspeakably foul. So foul that it caused me to throw up too. FML

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By Anonymous - 16/07/2009 01:53 - United States

Today, my friend got drunk. He always pukes when he gets drunk, but I decided to drive him home anyway. He didn't puke the whole ride. We arrived at his house and he got out. Right as I was about to drive away he stumbled back to my car because he forgot his wallet. He grabbed it and puked on me. FML

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By Anonymous - 19/07/2014 17:39 - United States - Cape Coral

Today, I was at the local grocery store. I've had really bad gas lately, and I accidentally let one go while standing in line. The woman behind me thought it was her kid, and smacked him for farting in public. FML

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On the scene

By fire1 - 25/10/2011 04:30 - United States

Today, working as an EMT on an ambulance, we had a patient who refused to accept that he had a massive GI bleed, despite the fact that bloody stool was flowing from his anus all over my ambulance. To make things worse, my EMT ride-along student puked all over the patient. FML

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Quick Stop

By poopy pants - 08/04/2013 01:47 - United States - Minneapolis

Today, I was driving home from a friend's house after a night of partying. Suddenly, I had to poop worse than I ever had to in my entire life. The pain was so bad I had to pull over and pretend to be checking my tires while I let out the entire contents of my bowels onto the road. FML

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lugnutz 0

Thursday 3 February 2011 1:20

pleasant sight to smell?

sweet_candy_ 17

Thursday 3 February 2011 1:10

Awwww you're a true friend op. I wish I had a friend like you :)

Comments

OddBob 1

Thursday 3 February 2011 15:05

If it's a choice between being puked and paying an ER bill, I'll take the puke any day. Your friend's the one who'll be saying FML in the near future.

Namenlos_fml 20

Thursday 3 February 2011 17:53

Wow... thinking gas is appendicitis... either he had the worst gas ever, or he's just a pussy.

fuckingalien 0

Thursday 3 February 2011 17:56

you are such a terrible friend to think of this situation this way. your friend needed you and he was wrong, what's the big deal? if you were a true friend you would be happy that it was just gas. fyl because you have to go through it as the selfish person you are. I hope your friend realizes what kind of a person you are soon enough and finds himself better friends.

skittlesxmonster 5

Thursday 3 February 2011 20:58

Couldn't agree more... I once though I had appendicitis, I had sharp pains near my stomach and it definitely didn't feel like a normal stomach pain. I looked it up and found out it could be appendicitis, but the pain was actually caused by the 5 glasses of apple cider I drank that day xD Appendicitis is actually often confused with the problems op's friend had. So you shouldn't be mad at your friend because he/she DIDN'T get appendicitis. Be happy they are okay.

skateking133 0

Thursday 3 February 2011 20:22

Two and a half men ftw.

dotdi 0

Friday 4 February 2011 0:28

then you must live very close to the hospital, or he farted a really long one...

brobsaget123 0

Friday 4 February 2011 2:04

cool story, bro

ShttyKitty 1

Wednesday 23 February 2011 17:20

Yea, can't imagine this actually happening.

Splayd 10

Wednesday 7 September 2011 19:46

Is anyone else amused with the people making diatribes about how selfish she is, despite not knowing anything about her other than this simple post, which was undoubtedly simply trying to make it sound as bad as possible because we are on a website called FML? Calm yourself, morons; you do not know her, or how she truly feels about her friend, unless you are performing simultaneous feats of teleportation, telepathy and empathy.