Transportation: Today, I drove into my school. Literally drove into my school....

By shilpajayseanfan - 24/02/2009 13:43 - Canada

Today, I drove into my school. Literally drove into my school. FML

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You deserved it 54 610

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By RaYan - 13/10/2008 08:22

Today, I thought it was yesterday, I went to school for nothing. FML

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By jcheer113 - 17/05/2010 04:10 - United States

Today, while I was driving, I saw my driving instructor from high school walking on the sidewalk. As I waved to him, I rear-ended the car in front of me. Guess I really showed him how much I learned from him. FML

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By SnapeIsGood - 08/11/2016 09:44 - Germany - Kornwestheim

Today, I hit the gym. With my car. FML

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Where you been?

By watchmaker - 16/12/2009 09:37 - United Kingdom

Today, since I had no lessons until 1 p.m., I headed out to the store to run errands. Our school has a strict policy against leaving the campus during school hours. I returned to a fire drill taking place. The fire assembly point? The student parking lot. All 900 students watched me drive in. FML

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You deserved it 36 068

By faeliality - 16/04/2017 16:00

Today, after finally getting my drivers license, I was able to drive myself to school for the first time! I got fined $50 for accidentally parking in the wrong lot. FML

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Timing

By king of 8 - 09/05/2021 11:00

Today, on the way to an exam, I got hit by a car. I got back up and limped to class. The teacher wouldn’t let me in because I was 10 seconds late. FML

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By Anonymous - 31/12/2009 20:10 - United States

Today, I got in a car accident on the way to the DMV to take my drivers test. FML

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You deserved it 9 638

By burrito kid - 17/12/2016 06:56 - United States - Mount Pleasant

Today, as I was taking the driver's test to get my license, I backed into a car. It belonged to the instructor sitting in my passenger seat. FML

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You deserved it 2 578

By winks - 09/11/2016 19:06 - United States - Reno

Today, I got into a car accident that was my fault. The other driver was my professor. FML

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You deserved it 1 734

We meet again

By Antonin - 13/11/2020 05:03 - Switzerland

Today, I missed my bus to school, so I took my bike. The bus that I missed ignored a stop sign on its way back, making me crash into it. FML

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You deserved it 115

Jason_fml 0

Tuesday 24 February 2009 20:02

Maybe it's God's way of telling you you need glasses.

such_is_life_fml 0

Tuesday 24 February 2009 22:19

Haha, I heard that somebody drove into MY school today too!! Don't suppose you live in Doylestown?

Comments

DanielleCannibal 0

Sunday 15 March 2009 2:18

and that's why women shouldn't drive.

WowLifeDoesSuck 0

Friday 20 March 2009 23:32

You should of done that to my school.

eaglesrule8120 0

Tuesday 14 April 2009 16:20

Stop texting and watch the road then

omg7 0

Thursday 23 April 2009 22:49

Thats awesome!

somekidfrom93 0

Tuesday 12 May 2009 2:00

You sir, are an idiot.

laffytacky_fml 0

Saturday 23 May 2009 2:16

impossible. if you had actually done that, you wouldnt be writing it on fmylife. You would either be in jail or in your principals office. maybe even in the hospital or dead. you fail. NOT A TRUE FML!!!!!

Billy_Coen 0

Saturday 23 May 2009 23:27

#52, Laffytacky, just because someone drove into a school dosn't mean he drove into a brick wall, there may be more to is then he leads on. Chances are he did totalled his car. and that was smart of you...