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By shilpajayseanfan - 24/02/2009 13:43 - Canada

Today, I drove into my school. Literally drove into my school. FML

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By RaYan - 13/10/2008 08:22

Today, I thought it was yesterday, I went to school for nothing. FML

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By jcheer113 - 17/05/2010 04:10 - United States

Today, while I was driving, I saw my driving instructor from high school walking on the sidewalk. As I waved to him, I rear-ended the car in front of me. Guess I really showed him how much I learned from him. FML

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By SnapeIsGood - 08/11/2016 09:44 - Germany - Kornwestheim

Today, I hit the gym. With my car. FML

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By watchmaker - 16/12/2009 09:37 - United Kingdom

Today, since I had no lessons until 1 p.m., I headed out to the store to run errands. Our school has a strict policy against leaving the campus during school hours. I returned to a fire drill taking place. The fire assembly point? The student parking lot. All 900 students watched me drive in. FML

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By faeliality - 16/04/2017 16:00

Today, after finally getting my drivers license, I was able to drive myself to school for the first time! I got fined $50 for accidentally parking in the wrong lot. FML

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By king of 8 - 09/05/2021 11:00

Today, on the way to an exam, I got hit by a car. I got back up and limped to class. The teacher wouldn’t let me in because I was 10 seconds late. FML

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By Anonymous - 31/12/2009 20:10 - United States

Today, I got in a car accident on the way to the DMV to take my drivers test. FML

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By burrito kid - 17/12/2016 06:56 - United States - Mount Pleasant

Today, as I was taking the driver's test to get my license, I backed into a car. It belonged to the instructor sitting in my passenger seat. FML

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By winks - 09/11/2016 19:06 - United States - Reno

Today, I got into a car accident that was my fault. The other driver was my professor. FML

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By Antonin - 13/11/2020 05:03 - Switzerland

Today, I missed my bus to school, so I took my bike. The bus that I missed ignored a stop sign on its way back, making me crash into it. FML

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Jason_fml 0

Tuesday 24 February 2009 20:02

Maybe it's God's way of telling you you need glasses.

such_is_life_fml 0

Tuesday 24 February 2009 22:19

Haha, I heard that somebody drove into MY school today too!! Don't suppose you live in Doylestown?

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shazza26 1

Saturday 17 September 2011 5:27

Haha that made me laugh ;)

Psycho_Babydoll 26

Sunday 6 November 2011 4:32

I'll see you on Mr T's Biggest Fools.

159_fml 17

Wednesday 23 November 2011 19:05

That's awesome to the extreme!!!!!!!!!!!

awkwardlifeguard 9

Friday 9 December 2011 2:32

I hope you went the school zone speed limit!

foxfur 25

Friday 23 December 2011 1:46

that, is amazing

UrAverageBrat 10

Thursday 2 February 2012 8:28

Eager to learn?

Zindzi_1 0

Friday 10 August 2012 0:48

OMG X_X

jmanh 6

Friday 10 August 2012 2:37

Talk about an invalid drivers license

mcauley3 8

Thursday 11 July 2013 5:24

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Wednesday 16 October 2013 13:07

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