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By shilpajayseanfan - 24/02/2009 13:43 - Canada

Today, I drove into my school. Literally drove into my school. FML

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By Antonin - 13/11/2020 05:03 - Switzerland

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Jason_fml 0

Tuesday 24 February 2009 20:02

Maybe it's God's way of telling you you need glasses.

such_is_life_fml 0

Tuesday 24 February 2009 22:19

Haha, I heard that somebody drove into MY school today too!! Don't suppose you live in Doylestown?

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rocker8877 0

Monday 15 June 2009 20:22

YAY!!!

shoshizzle 0

Friday 17 July 2009 21:59

I don't like FMLs with no information. It could be that you were just a victim of a car accident, I'd maybe you stupidly did it yourself. From the information you've provided in the FML, it seems to be 100% your fault. I'm sorry, though!

discosoup 0

Wednesday 22 July 2009 1:49

YDI for driving while female.

jaspiir 0

Saturday 3 April 2010 6:50

Can someone say sexitst, much?

xXMILKYCHUNKSXx 0

Monday 31 August 2009 8:30

hah

swisscows 0

Tuesday 1 December 2009 22:25

my hero

Anteezy 7

Wednesday 20 January 2010 18:58

In what? If it's a bike it's not really impressive :3 I'm hoping it was a tank.

MrFagHole 0

Saturday 13 March 2010 4:37

its not an fml its stupidity you fat. ass

epicfailuremeh 0

Thursday 15 April 2010 9:44

Woot. (:

legonut4 0

Wednesday 28 April 2010 4:47

u r ******* stupid

vicoverdosed 0

Tuesday 19 October 2010 19:09

proof, women cant drive

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