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By Fml24609 - 20/08/2010 06:20 - United States

Today, I ended up sleeping on the dirty floor because my sister didn't want to share a king size bed with me. She got up to get a drink and stepped on my face. FML

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Today, my drunk sister threw up on me while I was sleeping. FML

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By Anonymous - 04/05/2013 13:32 - United States - San Leandro

Today, I had to share my room with my cousin while she stayed over. I let her take my bed while I slept on the floor. Not only do my back and neck hurt, but I had to clean vomit out of my hair. Apparently, she "wasn't feeling well" last night. FML

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By marz88 - 24/10/2009 18:27 - United States

Today, a friend of mine got a bit drunk, but said she was fine and didn't feel drunk at all. I took her keys anyway and said she could sleep on my bed, while I slept on the floor next to the bed. I was rudely woken up in the middle of the night to her rolling over and vomiting on my face. FML

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By good big sister? - 02/07/2013 17:39 - Canada - Sault Sainte Marie

Today, my 7-year-old sister had a nightmare, so I let her sleep in my bed. I woke up to her punching me in the face and giving me a black eye. Apparently, she not only screams when she's having a nightmare, she also "gives the bad guy a taste of his own medicine." FML

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Today, I was woken by my younger sister punching me in the balls. She also pulled the duvet off, and dragged me out of bed by my feet and onto the floor. All because I ate her chocolates, which were a gift. I was left writhing in pain in my underwear right in front of her. FML

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By jessefonsexy. - 07/12/2010 11:08 - United States

Today, I was trying to go to sleep when I heard my sister come home from the bar. I fell asleep and woke up an hour later to see my sister squatting in my dresser drawer. I asked her what she was doing and she said "I'm peeing." FML

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By sheridan.ashley - 15/05/2010 06:27 - Australia

Today, my sister decided to wake me up by pumping handwash into my open mouth. FML

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By Anonymous - 29/01/2019 16:00

Today, I am now sleeping on the floor because my friend got super drunk at a small party then peed herself in her sleep. I was sleeping beside her and my clothes smell like pee. FML

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By catdog552 - 28/02/2013 11:02 - United States

Today, while I was studying for an exam, my younger sister came home extremely drunk and threw up all over herself and her bed. I later got grounded for not setting a better example. FML

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tbone4875 0

Friday 20 August 2010 15:59

haha ouch. tell your sister to sleep on the floor and you step on her face

pieintheface 0

Friday 20 August 2010 15:57

oww

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cherbearx480 0

Friday 20 August 2010 23:11

You kinda had that coming.. 1. Sleep in the bed anyways. Im sure she isn't that huge.. its a king size.. 2. kick her out & make her sleep on the floor 3. If you had to sleep on the floor, Im sure you could have found a better spot to not get stepped on 4. if the floor is "dirty". Clean it.. other than that sleeping on the floor isnt a big fml. that is all :)

ThatGuyWithHair 0

Friday 20 August 2010 23:52

May I call it fake?

steelerschika 1

Saturday 21 August 2010 0:56

sister should sleep on the floor if she cant share

tashaaaa 0

Saturday 21 August 2010 1:15

make her sleep on the floor. If SHE doesn't wanna share then it's she should be sleeping on the floor.

EpicFishFingers 0

Saturday 21 August 2010 1:39

Hehe, 4000th person to agree that your life sucks :) But she should be able to stay to one side of the bed or something...

RainbowStars 0

Saturday 21 August 2010 2:00

HA! Your sister sounds like me! I mean, I wouldn't step on my little sister's face but either she needs to get in her own bed or she's sleeping on the floor. There are few times I will let her sleep in my bed...but then again, mine is just twin size =P

Sindy_fml 4

Saturday 21 August 2010 3:04

#118, why share a bed with your sister? Wow, you and ur family must have issues. i sometimes share a bed with my sister when shes feeling down and just have a girly chat. you need to grow the **** up. incestuous? wow, your mind is ****** UP. anyway, this FML made me laugh out loud! haha

xNephilim 18

Saturday 21 August 2010 4:28

You kinda deserved it. I mean, no offense, but you were kinda stupid. If my sister didn't want to share a bed with me, I'd let her sleep on the floor.