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By Fml24609 - 20/08/2010 06:20 - United States

Today, I ended up sleeping on the dirty floor because my sister didn't want to share a king size bed with me. She got up to get a drink and stepped on my face. FML

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By bloody hell - 04/06/2015 05:59 - Philippines - Para?aque

Today, my sister and I had a fight. In her rage, she threw piles of dirty laundry at me. One of her bloody panties hit me on the face. FML

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By Anonymous - 08/08/2019 20:00 - United States

Today, my drunk sister threw up on me while I was sleeping. FML

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By Anonymous - 04/05/2013 13:32 - United States - San Leandro

Today, I had to share my room with my cousin while she stayed over. I let her take my bed while I slept on the floor. Not only do my back and neck hurt, but I had to clean vomit out of my hair. Apparently, she "wasn't feeling well" last night. FML

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By marz88 - 24/10/2009 18:27 - United States

Today, a friend of mine got a bit drunk, but said she was fine and didn't feel drunk at all. I took her keys anyway and said she could sleep on my bed, while I slept on the floor next to the bed. I was rudely woken up in the middle of the night to her rolling over and vomiting on my face. FML

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Sleep demon

By good big sister? - 02/07/2013 17:39 - Canada - Sault Sainte Marie

Today, my 7-year-old sister had a nightmare, so I let her sleep in my bed. I woke up to her punching me in the face and giving me a black eye. Apparently, she not only screams when she's having a nightmare, she also "gives the bad guy a taste of his own medicine." FML

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By Anonymous - 03/03/2022 11:00 - United Kingdom - Middlesbrough

Today, I was woken by my younger sister punching me in the balls. She also pulled the duvet off, and dragged me out of bed by my feet and onto the floor. All because I ate her chocolates, which were a gift. I was left writhing in pain in my underwear right in front of her. FML

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By jessefonsexy. - 07/12/2010 11:08 - United States

Today, I was trying to go to sleep when I heard my sister come home from the bar. I fell asleep and woke up an hour later to see my sister squatting in my dresser drawer. I asked her what she was doing and she said "I'm peeing." FML

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By sheridan.ashley - 15/05/2010 06:27 - Australia

Today, my sister decided to wake me up by pumping handwash into my open mouth. FML

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By Anonymous - 29/01/2019 16:00

Today, I am now sleeping on the floor because my friend got super drunk at a small party then peed herself in her sleep. I was sleeping beside her and my clothes smell like pee. FML

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By catdog552 - 28/02/2013 11:02 - United States

Today, while I was studying for an exam, my younger sister came home extremely drunk and threw up all over herself and her bed. I later got grounded for not setting a better example. FML

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tbone4875 0

Friday 20 August 2010 15:59

haha ouch. tell your sister to sleep on the floor and you step on her face

pieintheface 0

Friday 20 August 2010 15:57

oww

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CovertMilitance 0

Friday 20 August 2010 17:44

YDI for sleeping next to the bed like a retarded animal

layniet 0

Friday 20 August 2010 17:45

just tell her to quit being a brat and share! or make a scene in front of your parents about fairness. that's what I do :)

TheBestManEver 0

Friday 20 August 2010 17:51

OP never said they had parents.

princess579 0

Friday 20 August 2010 18:02

lmao dis made me laugh (: my sis would do sumthing like dat >.< lol

FreshhBoyy 0

Friday 20 August 2010 18:06

do somethin about itt dont just sound like a little bitchhhhh yooo when shes sleepin put a snake n when ur done sleepinn leave aa supriseee in a bedddd :D

vampiregirl412 0

Saturday 21 August 2010 1:34

90- why do you talk like that? I hate when people talk like that cuz you never know what the **** their talking about. Little thing I like to call PUNCTUATION.

FreshhBoyy 0

Saturday 21 August 2010 2:36

127 why the **** are does it matter how the way i type i do know how to type properly okay? i didn't ask you how much hate people talk just because the way they talk as you can see I'm not the only one in who does so kill yourself or do something useful with your life instead of telling somebody "YOU HAVE NO IDEA WHO THEY ARE"? that you hate the way type get off my dick guy