By Fml24609 - 20/08/2010 06:20 - United States

Today, I ended up sleeping on the dirty floor because my sister didn't want to share a king size bed with me. She got up to get a drink and stepped on my face. FML
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tbone4875 0

haha ouch. tell your sister to sleep on the floor and you step on her face

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FUNKO 0

When she left to get the drink you should have climbed into the bed naked. Then she wouldn't want to sleep there and she would have been forced on the floor.

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curzy 6

should have put her hand in warm water so she wet the bed. Then the next day be like glad i didn't sleep in the same bed.

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TheBestManEver 0

But then no one would be able to sleep in the bed cause it'd be covered in piss, they'd have to buy a new bed, and that would end up getting them more in debt. Smart.

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Hunterjohns57 0

that is why you don't sleep on the floor

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babygirlc1 5

she's a jerk. I woulda grabbed her foot and knocked her down and made her sleep on the floor

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oxoashleeoxo 6

Hahhaa, ouch OP. You should've pushed her off the bed when she was asleep. (:

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Phoenix1023 3

Muse "Absolution". Very cool.

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TheBestManEver 0

You should have got her to clean the floor first and make you a sandwich before she stole the bed. Selfish woman.

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moodybaby 0

& you actually slept on the floor all night?? wth i woulda straight up punched her in the face, sister or not, wouldn't sleep on the dirty floor. ydi for not punching her out >:O

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