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By Fml24609 - 20/08/2010 06:20 - United States

Today, I ended up sleeping on the dirty floor because my sister didn't want to share a king size bed with me. She got up to get a drink and stepped on my face. FML

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By catdog552 - 28/02/2013 11:02 - United States

Today, while I was studying for an exam, my younger sister came home extremely drunk and threw up all over herself and her bed. I later got grounded for not setting a better example. FML

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tbone4875 0

Friday 20 August 2010 15:59

haha ouch. tell your sister to sleep on the floor and you step on her face

pieintheface 0

Friday 20 August 2010 15:57

oww

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SaintE_fml 0

Friday 20 August 2010 16:59

oh big face!

boopityboppity 11

Friday 20 August 2010 17:14

How'd an infant learn how to type?

chicko_fml 0

Friday 20 August 2010 17:10

u prolly deserved it moron

FUNKO 0

Friday 20 August 2010 17:18

When she left to get the drink you should have climbed into the bed naked. Then she wouldn't want to sleep there and she would have been forced on the floor.

curzy 6

Friday 20 August 2010 17:19

should have put her hand in warm water so she wet the bed. Then the next day be like glad i didn't sleep in the same bed.

TheBestManEver 0

Friday 20 August 2010 17:43

But then no one would be able to sleep in the bed cause it'd be covered in piss, they'd have to buy a new bed, and that would end up getting them more in debt. Smart.

Hunterjohns57 0

Friday 20 August 2010 17:27

that is why you don't sleep on the floor

babygirlc1 5

Friday 20 August 2010 17:28

she's a jerk. I woulda grabbed her foot and knocked her down and made her sleep on the floor

kellykerplunkk 0

Friday 20 August 2010 17:33

hahaha oh god. ouch!

oxoashleeoxo 6

Friday 20 August 2010 17:39

Hahhaa, ouch OP. You should've pushed her off the bed when she was asleep. (:

MattC13 0

Friday 20 August 2010 20:24

This isn't creepy in the slightest.

Phoenix1023 3

Saturday 21 August 2010 2:26

Muse "Absolution". Very cool.

TheBestManEver 0

Friday 20 August 2010 17:40

You should have got her to clean the floor first and make you a sandwich before she stole the bed. Selfish woman.

moodybaby 0

Friday 20 August 2010 17:41

& you actually slept on the floor all night?? wth i woulda straight up punched her in the face, sister or not, wouldn't sleep on the dirty floor. ydi for not punching her out >:O