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By nocostumeforme - 29/10/2011 16:01 - Canada

Today, I excitedly checked the mail to see if my Halloween costume finally arrived. It didn't. I live in an isolated city, so finding a costume by any other means than the Internet was impossible. I spent over $100 for a costume that I won't even get to wear this year. FML

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By sluttyfox - 31/10/2018 14:00

Today, I was excited to finally receive my Halloween costume in the mail after the one I ordered back in September got lost in transit. Upon reaching my mailbox, I saw the lock had been broken off and my new costume had been stolen. The party is tomorrow. FML

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By Anonymous - 08/11/2010 01:05 - United States

Today, my Halloween costume finally showed up in the mail. Their consolation for a late delivery? A 50 cent discount. FML

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By Missedtheboat - 30/10/2009 23:29 - United States

Today, I finished making an awesome costume for a Halloween party my crush was attending. I then checked the invite and found out the party was last night. FML

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By princess - 07/12/2015 14:12 - United States - San Francisco

Today, my 3 year old daughter's Halloween costume finally got delivered. FML

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By PieterseMJ - 02/11/2012 12:17 - South Africa - Sandton

Today, my company had a Halloween party. I was so excited seeing as our company never does anything, so I pulled out all the stops with my costume. I was the only one who got dressed up. FML

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By vishuzzbabe77 - 22/08/2011 06:04 - United States

Today, I bought a Halloween costume for my cat. FML

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By halloweenless - 01/11/2010 13:14 - United States

Today, I spent over $160 and 2 hours preparing for a Halloween party I was throwing. The only person who showed up was my sister, who helped me decorate. FML

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By P Rogers Nelson - 12/10/2023 16:00 - United States

Today, I went to a costume party dressed as Prince. As I walked into the party, I realized that I was the only one who hadn't received the memo that the costume part of the party had been cancelled. I spent the evening awkwardly mingling with a group of confused strangers while dressed in purple satin. FML

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By hallofail - 01/11/2012 00:40 - United States - Birmingham

Today, I dressed up like a pirate, dressed my dog as a parrot and bought $30 worth of candy to pass out to trick-or-treaters. I waited by the door for 3 hours. Not one kid came. FML

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By Chris - 18/08/2024 22:00 - Canada

Today, I was home alone and decided to try on my Halloween costume, a giant inflatable dinosaur suit. As I was prancing around the living room, my doorbell rang. Without thinking, I answered it. It was the mailman with a package. The look on his face as he handed a T-rex a box was priceless, but now he probably thinks I’m nuts. FML

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Sunday 30 October 2011 1:44

Make your own :)

crownlogic 25

Sunday 30 October 2011 1:51

But the parties are this weekend

Comments

Bebbo_fml 21

Sunday 30 October 2011 23:48

Get creative and make your costume. Youtube is full of tutorials

mkitn 0

Monday 31 October 2011 0:30

Hey on the bright side you have a costume for next year!

bms1996 12

Monday 31 October 2011 2:02

but halloween isn't till tomorrow though..

cmtexx03 0

Monday 31 October 2011 2:44

Ur from Ontario, mail doesn't come on weekends. Check tomorrow afternoon

2_uNik4u 0

Monday 31 October 2011 4:10

Order ahead of time...

miz_kamakazi 11

Monday 31 October 2011 7:57

The real question is why OP waited so long to order their costume? Common sense, if you order something online, order it with ample time to allow processing and delivery. Expected delivery dates are sort of a gamble.

ktally23 0

Monday 31 October 2011 16:54

Next day air wasn't an option?

jebron 13

Monday 31 October 2011 22:53

An isolated city? If it's a city then there will be plenty of places to buy a costume, supermarkets, pharmacies, petrol stations, grocery stores etc.

loserthegreat 11

Tuesday 1 November 2011 10:54

just rip up some old clothes, cover yourself with red food dye and blacken your eyes with dark eyeshadow and voila. instant zombie costume. sorry but i dont see why this is problem.

VDubbGrrl 4

Tuesday 1 November 2011 11:45

Solution: grab a large white trash bag and a Sharpie. Write "deuche" across it and put it on like a dress. Voila! Instant costume. Oe go as yourself, same dif... (ydi, either order sooner or pay the extra for faster shipping.)