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By nocostumeforme - 29/10/2011 16:01 - Canada

Today, I excitedly checked the mail to see if my Halloween costume finally arrived. It didn't. I live in an isolated city, so finding a costume by any other means than the Internet was impossible. I spent over $100 for a costume that I won't even get to wear this year. FML

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By sluttyfox - 31/10/2018 14:00

Today, I was excited to finally receive my Halloween costume in the mail after the one I ordered back in September got lost in transit. Upon reaching my mailbox, I saw the lock had been broken off and my new costume had been stolen. The party is tomorrow. FML

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By Anonymous - 08/11/2010 01:05 - United States

Today, my Halloween costume finally showed up in the mail. Their consolation for a late delivery? A 50 cent discount. FML

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By Missedtheboat - 30/10/2009 23:29 - United States

Today, I finished making an awesome costume for a Halloween party my crush was attending. I then checked the invite and found out the party was last night. FML

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By princess - 07/12/2015 14:12 - United States - San Francisco

Today, my 3 year old daughter's Halloween costume finally got delivered. FML

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By PieterseMJ - 02/11/2012 12:17 - South Africa - Sandton

Today, my company had a Halloween party. I was so excited seeing as our company never does anything, so I pulled out all the stops with my costume. I was the only one who got dressed up. FML

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By vishuzzbabe77 - 22/08/2011 06:04 - United States

Today, I bought a Halloween costume for my cat. FML

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By halloweenless - 01/11/2010 13:14 - United States

Today, I spent over $160 and 2 hours preparing for a Halloween party I was throwing. The only person who showed up was my sister, who helped me decorate. FML

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By P Rogers Nelson - 12/10/2023 16:00 - United States

Today, I went to a costume party dressed as Prince. As I walked into the party, I realized that I was the only one who hadn't received the memo that the costume part of the party had been cancelled. I spent the evening awkwardly mingling with a group of confused strangers while dressed in purple satin. FML

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By hallofail - 01/11/2012 00:40 - United States - Birmingham

Today, I dressed up like a pirate, dressed my dog as a parrot and bought $30 worth of candy to pass out to trick-or-treaters. I waited by the door for 3 hours. Not one kid came. FML

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By Chris - 18/08/2024 22:00 - Canada

Today, I was home alone and decided to try on my Halloween costume, a giant inflatable dinosaur suit. As I was prancing around the living room, my doorbell rang. Without thinking, I answered it. It was the mailman with a package. The look on his face as he handed a T-rex a box was priceless, but now he probably thinks I’m nuts. FML

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Sunday 30 October 2011 1:44

Make your own :)

crownlogic 25

Sunday 30 October 2011 1:51

But the parties are this weekend

Comments

bewareimannoyed 13

Sunday 30 October 2011 18:49

I personally think spending that much is stupid. I knew someone who's costume one year was sudocrem, black eyeshadow and a white vest and he looked really scary!

CSC_fml 5

Sunday 30 October 2011 18:51

Don't you just love living in fly in only communities? Lmao

Phatkiller 1

Sunday 30 October 2011 18:51

make one >.>, i did

starrnao 15

Sunday 30 October 2011 19:00

you can always make an occasion to wear a costume. For instance, my cousin threw a costume party in November and it was a hit.

theburninator 1

Sunday 30 October 2011 20:23

YDI for spending over 100 dollars on a costume!

KiddNYC1O 20

Sunday 30 October 2011 20:23

Draw some dripping blood by your mouth and you're good to go...

flame2011 6

Sunday 30 October 2011 21:57

Take a box of cereal, stick a knife through it, put some ketchup around the knife and be a cereal killer. Simple and hilarious. This doesn't have to be an FML

IceCreamMage 17

Sunday 30 October 2011 21:59

I can one up it. I bought a costume online 2 months in advance for a con in Australia. It never arrived. A month after the con had ended, we find out that our shit had been quarantined cause it had a PLASTIC knife in it which, by Australian laws, is deemed a trench knife and can be concealed. Talk about stupidity.