By barf - 06/02/2015 23:00 - Ireland

Today, I experienced the horror of walking in on my best friend fondling his tits. Yes, "his". FML
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WCARlover 34

Hmm a case with an independent man who don't need no woman apparently..

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OtakuTaco 15

Pretty sure he's trans and OP is a transphobic asshole.

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metalcrazed 21

Wow,you invaded his privacy and then posted about it online? You don't sound like much of a friend,try knocking next time. He didn't do anything wrong.

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xleanne_aLly 23

If he posted it on Facebook, it'd be a dick move. This is FML. An anonymous site with funny stories. They're best friends. When OP finds out this posted; Im sure him and his buddy will laugh about it.

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Staresti 6

Guys and girls both like having nipples played with. It's not just a woman thing.

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CaroAurelia 12

Why is "his" in quotations? Is he transgender or something (in which case, he's still a he)?

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AnyaS 19

It's for emphasis. Like as if males shouldn't do this and it's only to be expected of females. I don't see why it matters, we all have mammary glands and he can do what he wants with his own body.

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Tancaliel 12

Yeah, that's what I was wondering too, like... is this just a joke about OP's (cis male) friend having fairly large breasts, or is it an FML about OP discovering her friend was assigned female at birth (in which case it's pretty transphobic)? O.o

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TallMist 32

Okay, since we already established that it's possible for the person OP is talking about to not be transgender, let me clear this up: If someone identifies as a female, you call them female. Simple as that. Otherwise, it's very rude.

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danimal_crackerz 26

What the actual ****.

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HallahBackGirl 12

Sounds like a lovely man that knows his priorities

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clairesucks 37

Sometimes knocking may save you from something you don't want to see

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CandyApple88 13

Now you know what to get him for his birthday. One of those extreme cleavage bras. so everyone else can enjoy his **** too.

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