Transportation: Today, I failed my driving test. I rammed into the parallel parking...

By Brittany - 28/03/2012 02:38 - United States - Kerrville

Today, I failed my driving test. I rammed into the parallel parking poles, ran a stop sign, and stopped at a cross intersection. My instructor called me an idiot. FML

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By badDriver - 28/11/2009 21:37 - United States

Today, I hit a parked car. It happened to be my driving instructor's car. While he was instructing me, sitting in the passenger seat. I don't think I'll pass. FML

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By Chaosfigure - 03/09/2017 13:00

Today, after my driving instructor told me I should pass without any worries at all, I completely failed. I was hit by another car. While parked. FML

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By Username - 12/01/2010 04:03 - France

Today, I was nervous as hell for my driving test. The instructor told me to drive a straight line in reverse. I forgot to put the car in reverse from drive and drove straight into a parked vehicle. Which happened to be owned by the instructor. FML

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By junie b - 03/03/2022 22:00

Today, I failed my driving test. Why? Before I even began driving, someone hit my car while it was still parked. FML

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You deserved it 78

By Anonymous - 10/08/2013 19:28 - United States - Winston Salem

Today, I took my driving test. As I was about to turn at a green light, a car sped toward us from the other direction, running a red light. My instructor failed me because I stopped to avoid getting rammed. Apparently I should have kept going, because it was my right of way. FML

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By Katie - 23/06/2011 16:39 - United States

Today, I was rear-ended while at a stop sign, by my driving instructor. FML

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By unlicensed - 01/08/2012 16:20 - United States - Charlotte

Today, I drove 45 minutes to take my full driver's test. At the end of the test, the instructor told me I'd done everything perfectly, but had failed before I left the parking lot. I didn't see the "one way" sign at the entrance. FML

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You deserved it 9 434

By Anonymous - 09/05/2015 18:50 - United States - Humble

Today, on my first driving lesson, I crashed my instructor's car. I didn't even make it out of the parking lot. FML

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You deserved it 11 091

By that guy - 18/11/2014 00:19

Today, I failed my driving test before even leaving the DMV parking lot. FML

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You deserved it 30 953

By burrito kid - 17/12/2016 06:56 - United States - Mount Pleasant

Today, as I was taking the driver's test to get my license, I backed into a car. It belonged to the instructor sitting in my passenger seat. FML

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You deserved it 2 578

pointofthesun 1

Wednesday 28 March 2012 8:37

You are an idiot

ariannaimelda 7

Wednesday 28 March 2012 8:38

He may be on to something...

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_MidnightLuna_ 17

Wednesday 28 March 2012 15:55

laurenmacias 0

Wednesday 28 March 2012 15:55

Mine told me that my driving is worse than a blind baby's

thereseg69 7

Wednesday 28 March 2012 16:02

You ARE an idiot

Michael_92 20

Wednesday 28 March 2012 16:06

Wow, you shouldn't be driving. You could have actually killed someone. Imagine how bad you would be alone!?

JohnnyPhoenix31 7

Wednesday 28 March 2012 16:08

As if we needed more proof that women can't drive lol

daltonromanowski 11

Wednesday 28 March 2012 16:45

on.msnbc. com/GWYUdM

bobbyawesome 0

Wednesday 28 March 2012 16:09

Fail much

quentin9210 3

Wednesday 28 March 2012 16:23

remembr blondie all u gota do is stay focused long enuf to pass the test then it becomes a demolition durby!

TheEpicMilkMan 13

Wednesday 28 March 2012 16:41

here's a tip, stick to taking the bus and walking. :P

luckygirlforever 0

Wednesday 28 March 2012 16:55

You people are jerks. It was just nerves.

bd1012 18

Wednesday 28 March 2012 17:19

Don't beat yourself up. Nerves can really mess with a persons ability to function optimally, as luckygirl mentioned.

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