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By pootie - 11/12/2013 13:14 - United States - Miami

Today, I farted so loud that I woke myself up. And the stranger sitting next to me on the airplane. FML

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By embarassed - 21/04/2011 03:24 - United States

Today, I fell asleep at a party. I farted so loud that I woke myself up. Everyone heard. FML

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By Anonymous - 18/12/2015 13:34 - Sri Lanka - Colombo

Today, I accidentally farted while on my flight home. It was silent but so deadly that several people were visibly distressed. The overweight guy sitting next to me got a bunch of dirty glares. I was too ashamed to own up to it. FML

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By Wowsers. - 30/01/2010 08:47 - United Kingdom

Today, I was woken up by my own fart. FML

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By sleeper - 02/03/2010 05:05 - France

Today, I was on the train when I fell asleep. Everything would have been fine but I was suddenly jerked awake by the very loud sound of my own fart, followed by the stares of many strangers. FML

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By Anonymous - 31/07/2024 06:00 - United States - Milwaukee

Today, during a long flight, I tried to discreetly pass gas. Instead, I misjudged the pressure and ended up making a loud noise that everyone around me seemingly heard. To make matters worse, the flight attendant asked if everything was OK. Now I’m probably remembered as "Farts on a plane." FML

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By Anonymous - 23/07/2018 18:36 - United States - Fort Worth

Today, I farted so loudly in my sleep that it woke myself, my husband, and our cat. The cat let me know he was startled by clawing and biting the perceived threat, my bum. FML

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By Anonymous - 09/08/2012 14:26 - United States

Today, my dog farted so loud in his sleep that he scared himself and woke up barking. This afternoon I achieved the same feat. FML

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By The horror... - 11/11/2015 16:52 - United Kingdom - Luton

Today, I farted myself awake, in a car full of my boyfriend's family. FML

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By irulan - 14/01/2020 03:00 - United Kingdom - London

Today, I farted so loudly in bed and I woke up my husband. Startled, he thought that someone was entered in our room and fired a shot. FML

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By Anonymous - 14/10/2019 12:00

Today, I woke myself up by farting in my sleep, only to realize that the guy I'd brought home from the bar was still next to me. He was awake. FML

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emily689 25

Wednesday 11 December 2013 19:05

I'm guessing you blew him away.

Bradley_Dillon 39

Wednesday 11 December 2013 19:04

I'm jealous. :o I've never accomplished something like that.

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DanielRamirez 10

Thursday 12 December 2013 4:55

Ummm today i sat next to a guy on a plane who farted and woke me and himself!... Did you have short black hair!?

traumamedic3 9

Thursday 12 December 2013 4:58

You should have put on the oxygen mask, winked at him and smiled, then gone back to sleep.

FYsocks 11

Thursday 12 December 2013 5:41

The username to go with this is perfect.

AxNxNxIxEx12 7

Thursday 12 December 2013 5:51

If they were cute, FYL. If not, oh well. You'll never see them again

pufffreak 13

Thursday 12 December 2013 8:21

That was you? I was on that flight

uhohjoe 5

Thursday 12 December 2013 8:24

oh my goodness, that exact thing happened to me too, except mine was enough to wake a sleeping baby. never been so mortified in my life. feel yo pain, girlfriend.

traumamedic3 9

Friday 13 December 2013 6:53

Did you hear what that asshole said?

RileyX92 4

Saturday 14 December 2013 3:13

that's happened to me. lol

badbitch48 2

Saturday 14 December 2013 16:55

omg that's funny as shit!

Insanity_Escape 4

Sunday 15 December 2013 20:53

I'm crying xD!!! (': Lmao, that stinks!

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