Health: Today, I fell and got a nasty cut above my right eye. The doctor...

By Dante - 07/01/2011 00:26

Today, I fell and got a nasty cut above my right eye. The doctor in the ER sealed the wound with surgical glue. He also glued his glove to my eyebrow, and let glue run onto my eyelid. Not only do I have a scar and medical bill, I now have no eyebrow or eyelashes on my right eye. FML

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Leebra 6

Friday 7 January 2011 9:12

Basically, you have to pay for a bad and unwanted wax job?

FYLDeep 25

Friday 7 January 2011 9:31

DocBastard must have been in that day.

Comments

elsnappypickle 0

Friday 7 January 2011 15:59

lol wow

skyeyez9 24

Friday 7 January 2011 16:10

Sounds like a 5yr old glued your wound shut. Little kids and apparently retarded doctors go overboard when using glue. He must have graduated at the bottom of his class or his rich dad paid paid someone off to pass his kid.

skyeyez9 24

Friday 7 January 2011 16:12

At the most you shouldn't have to pay your medical bill. Which was probably $700 to glue a glove to your eyebrow.

Sammara 0

Friday 7 January 2011 16:14

I wouldn't immediately jump to "sue," but I would take pictures of it while it still looks super bad and talk to your insurance company to see if they have any advice as to how to get out of the bill. (I've had a car insurance company help with this before; maybe your health insurance will be nicer than most and help.) If that doesn't work, then contact a lawyer or legal aid and ask what your next step should be. You're really lucky none of this got into your eye, at least.

RebelHeart7 0

Friday 7 January 2011 16:26

hahahahahahaha OMG dude this is hilarious!!!

Loulabelle 0

Friday 7 January 2011 16:45

Where there is blame, there is a claim..

southwestking 0

Friday 7 January 2011 17:40

Loool

angrygoat1214 0

Friday 7 January 2011 16:53

holy shit. same thing happened to my 14 month old son. and the doctor couldnt even get the glove off my sons eyebrow. my son, after about an hour of rubbing some shit on the glue right above my sons eye, he reach up and just yanked it off.

bigdawg11 0

Friday 7 January 2011 17:03

Theres no way id pay for that bill if anything id make them pay me lol

kelly0928 0

Friday 7 January 2011 18:18

**** that doctor

RiahDawn 0

Saturday 8 January 2011 0:47

Doctors are so careless these days. OP go back to the hospital and put in a report about them. Oh and #73 I hope you got a discount at least. Poor kid.