Health: Today, I fell and got a nasty cut above my right eye. The doctor... - FML

By Dante - 07/01/2011 00:26

Today, I fell and got a nasty cut above my right eye. The doctor in the ER sealed the wound with surgical glue. He also glued his glove to my eyebrow, and let glue run onto my eyelid. Not only do I have a scar and medical bill, I now have no eyebrow or eyelashes on my right eye. FML

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Leebra 6

Friday 7 January 2011 9:12

Basically, you have to pay for a bad and unwanted wax job?

FYLDeep 25

Friday 7 January 2011 9:31

DocBastard must have been in that day.

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Calyx_fml 21

Saturday 8 January 2011 2:22

You shouldn't have a medical bill after that.

ThunderwingMatri 3

Saturday 8 January 2011 5:58

Lawsuit time. He's too incompetent to practice medicine.

Chibikawaiichris 0

Saturday 8 January 2011 6:50

malpractice-suit

coco9875 0

Saturday 8 January 2011 7:16

ok wow that is immensly horrible. i am so sorry oh my god!!

MitchellK 3

Saturday 8 January 2011 14:18

forever alone

ManaUser 0

Saturday 8 January 2011 21:54

Don't pay.

ReginalUT 0

Sunday 9 January 2011 3:51

This has a lawsuot written all over it.

diesel42o 0

Sunday 9 January 2011 4:37

wow id crack that doc in the eye and have him fix it himself

maskedbunny 0

Sunday 9 January 2011 13:41

sue him?

get_sum 0

Monday 10 January 2011 5:23

I've had living nightmares with doctors like this.

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