Health: Today, I fell and got a nasty cut above my right eye. The doctor...

By Dante - 07/01/2011 00:26

Today, I fell and got a nasty cut above my right eye. The doctor in the ER sealed the wound with surgical glue. He also glued his glove to my eyebrow, and let glue run onto my eyelid. Not only do I have a scar and medical bill, I now have no eyebrow or eyelashes on my right eye. FML

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Leebra 6

Friday 7 January 2011 9:12

Basically, you have to pay for a bad and unwanted wax job?

FYLDeep 25

Friday 7 January 2011 9:31

DocBastard must have been in that day.

Comments

chantellesmith 0

Tuesday 11 January 2011 13:36

dont worry, your eyelashes should grow back in a decade.. or two.. lol jokesjokes. xx

lorienleaflady 0

Wednesday 12 January 2011 8:00

Lawsuit time, WEEEEEEEE!

Aretrein 0

Wednesday 12 January 2011 18:14

take photos asap, refuse to pay the bill, call a lawyer

Unlucky94_fml 8

Sunday 16 January 2011 5:59

Definetly sue him. That really sucks. :(

iLove2LoveU 0

Wednesday 8 June 2011 4:10

how could any vote that YDI??

JkMyFML 6

Friday 17 June 2011 20:15

wow that doctor sounds retarded. are y sure he's a real doctor?

moomoo14 0

Friday 29 July 2011 9:03

that's hot

FAYUL12345100 3

Friday 12 August 2011 19:43

I'm sorry, but how can you really sue someone for that? If he had failed to close the wound, then maybe, but really, it wasn't his fault that he slipped with the glue.