Health: Today, I fell and got a nasty cut above my right eye. The doctor... - FML

By Dante - 07/01/2011 00:26

Today, I fell and got a nasty cut above my right eye. The doctor in the ER sealed the wound with surgical glue. He also glued his glove to my eyebrow, and let glue run onto my eyelid. Not only do I have a scar and medical bill, I now have no eyebrow or eyelashes on my right eye. FML

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By rhya4n - 15/05/2012 19:27 - Denmark - Herlev

Today, while I was applying some eyeliner, my cat jumped onto the counter and managed to headbutt me. The wand scratched a good portion of my eyeball, and now for the next few weeks, I will have to deal with the pain of a corneal abrasion. FML

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By Anonymous - 01/02/2010 05:00 - United States

Today, I sliced my finger open because my roommate's girlfriend put a broken ceramic plate in the recycling. I was putting some paper in the bin and all of a sudden, an inch and a half of my flesh is naked to the world. I don't have medical insurance, so I fixed it with Superglue. FML

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By Anonymous - 13/11/2008 03:01 - France

Today, I scratched my cornea and have to wear a large bandage covering my eye. I'm off today, but I'll probably have to wear it to school tomorrow. FML

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By Ibrowtheedge - 16/08/2018 20:30

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Leebra 6

Friday 7 January 2011 9:12

Basically, you have to pay for a bad and unwanted wax job?

FYLDeep 25

Friday 7 January 2011 9:31

DocBastard must have been in that day.

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BowlerGirl_18 2

Monday 19 December 2011 23:05

They could've just cut it off, right? Smh

KevinFlynn 13

Tuesday 9 July 2013 6:31

time to sue. hope you like being rich

duma191 21

Wednesday 28 August 2013 3:34

you are aware that "surgical glue" is actually just super glue. are you not? superglue gell works great for cuts on your head or hands.

KazersGamers 16

Friday 9 January 2015 7:45

Uhhhh. Sue for malpractice.

vgardner 7

Wednesday 21 September 2016 5:15

I would sue the piss outta them

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