By Fingkids - 25/09/2012 01:51 - United States

Today, I fell asleep at work and woke up with penis sharpied on my face. I'm a kindergarten teacher. FML
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_dont_fml_ 1

i don't think kindergarten teachers should be sleeping at work.....

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RockstarRN 10

What the heck are you doing falling asleep at work if you are suppose to be teaching kids??

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hotshot2626 9

Look on the bright side. Its better than waking up, anywhere, with a literal penis on your head... like a hat.

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Ins0mau 20

I dunno. Could be fun!

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Iknowsomestuff 9

One of those kids is ready for college.

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danilove94 3

I'm wondering why a sharpie was in a place the child could get it...unless the kid brought it, not sure that a sharpie is on a kindergarten school supply list though...

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ineslovescats 5

Maybe they figured you needed some D in your life

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SinghIt 1

Wow what kindergarten do you work at so I know where not to send my kids?!

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