Kids: Today, I fell asleep at work and woke up with penis sharpied...

By Fingkids - 25/09/2012 01:51 - United States

Today, I fell asleep at work and woke up with penis sharpied on my face. I'm a kindergarten teacher. FML

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By quickfingers100 - 01/06/2011 16:05 - United Kingdom

Today, I fell asleep in class. I'm the teacher. FML

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By pop, pop - 08/05/2015 15:44 - United States - San Francisco

Today, I fell asleep while working the night shift. It took me 3 hours and a whole lot of dirty looks while walking home before I looked in a mirror and saw my cockbite of a coworker had drawn a swastika on my forehead while I was asleep. FML

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By Anonymous - 02/01/2013 11:15 - France - Ville-d'avray

Today, after a drunken New Year's Eve party with friends, I woke up with a penis on my cheek. It wasn't a drawing. FML

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By yogabbagabba - 03/09/2009 05:05 - United States

Today, I fell asleep during naptime. I'm the teacher. FML

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By "AdorableDoxie" - 17/12/2018 22:00

Today, I fell asleep in the school bus on the way back home when my loud fart woke me and a few other kids up. I am a teacher. FML

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By Anonymous - 29/08/2017 16:00

Today, I fell asleep on the way to a pool party and woke up covered in sharpie swastikas and dicks. FML

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By doodler - 27/02/2014 11:59 - United States - Hurst

Today, I was doodling randomly during a meeting at work, and I noticed my drawing was beginning to look a bit like a penis. A coworker was eyeing it so I tried to make it something else by adding... oh good, now it's a penis and balls. FML

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By argh - 20/03/2012 08:16 - United States - Houston

Today, I woke up to the faint memory of being drunk enough to draw dicks on my own face in permanent marker. FML

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By Anonymous - 22/03/2017 17:00 - United States - Troy

Today, I saw some pretty heinous graffiti on the urinal stall at school, so I opted to scribble it out. A supervisor came in the second the pen touched the stall. Now I have detention and have to scrub the entire stall clean as a "lesson". FML

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By sleepwalker - 14/09/2010 18:32 - United States

Today, I fell asleep in my math class. Turns out I sleep walk. I woke up at the front of the room with chalk in my hand, scribbles on the board behind me, and the whole class laughing at me. FML

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_dont_fml_ 1

Tuesday 25 September 2012 8:50

i don't think kindergarten teachers should be sleeping at work.....

RockstarRN 10

Tuesday 25 September 2012 8:51

What the heck are you doing falling asleep at work if you are suppose to be teaching kids??

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Knightchaser27 25

Tuesday 25 September 2012 17:49

Maybe you can change it to look like something else or black it out with a sharpie

ndnpride88 25

Tuesday 25 September 2012 18:11

Oohhh Hahahahahaha that's freaking awesome lmfao

walmartpaysme 15

Tuesday 25 September 2012 18:20

I always hated nap time because I could never fall asleep. So I just laid on my cot for two hours bored out of my freaking mind.

RosaYobany9288 2

Tuesday 25 September 2012 18:54

Ydi you shouldnt have been sleeping at work

DylansMomma 9

Tuesday 25 September 2012 19:29

Your comment : YDI for falling asleep while you're supposed to be watching a bunch of 5/6 year olds. Penis or not, it's still pretty funny yet a bit twisted a 5/6 year old knows how to draw a penis.

Arcangel196 0

Tuesday 25 September 2012 19:37

Teach don't sleep

Hellbound_Alleee 14

Tuesday 25 September 2012 20:58

Rubbing alcohol will get that right off. Just pour some on a washcloth.

Lisa1993_fml 1

Tuesday 25 September 2012 21:06

Bad example falling asleep at work

ShannonBitt 29

Tuesday 25 September 2012 21:34

Maybe it was a coworker?

NigerianMedicine 11

Tuesday 25 September 2012 21:34

How does one not notice someone drawing on their face?

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