Miscellaneous: Today, I fell asleep curling my bangs. I now look like Mrs. Potato... - FML

By WildShortstop13 - 28/01/2015 22:20 - United States - Rapid City

Today, I fell asleep curling my bangs. I now look like Mrs. Potato head. FML

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By femmr - 03/09/2021 23:01 - Netherlands - Leusden

Today, I really wanted Anne Hathaway bangs, and let my mom cut my hair. I now look like Patty Farrell from "Diary of a Wimpy Kid". FML

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By Anonymous - 17/02/2017 06:00 - Canada - Calgary

Today, at the hairdresser's, I fell asleep while my hair was being washed. My barber had to shake me awake. FML

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By Larz - 26/01/2011 21:49 - Canada

Today, I woke up to a pile of hair on my floor. I looked in the mirror and realized the hair was from my head. I had a dream about cutting my hair and I guess it came true. FML

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By kaley - 14/12/2019 03:00

Today, I woke up to find that I had given myself a haircut in my sleep. I have a presentation today and a job interview tomorrow. FML

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By brileyyyy - 12/01/2010 03:40 - United States

Today, I was sent to the hospital for being knocked out with a potato. FML

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By Anonymous - 17/10/2013 16:12 - United States - San Francisco

Today, I let a friend cut my hair. I soon went from having a 'fro to looking like I lost a fight with a lawn mower. FML

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By ___Ruby_____ - 08/10/2018 12:00

Today, as I rushed to get my pants on, I slipped and bashed my forehead against the solid oak back board of my bed. School starts in 30 minutes and I look like I lost a boxing match horribly. FML

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By Anonymous - 18/04/2023 06:00 - United States

Today, I decided to get a haircut to change up my look. I asked for a bob, but the hairstylist misunderstood and gave me some sort of bowl cut. I look like a '90s sitcom character. FML

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By w_t_f - 18/02/2009 09:16 - United States

Today, I woke up to the sound of scissors. My mom was cutting my hair while I was asleep. FML

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By Rai - 24/03/2009 16:11 - Canada

Today, I got up extra early to curl my hair because I wanted to look nice at school for a change. After coming downstairs my mom yells at me and says, "See, when you don't wake up on time your hair looks like that. You could have at least combed it!" FML

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ash0158 15

Thursday 29 January 2015 7:43

How....

mojobanks 8

Thursday 29 January 2015 7:50

Were you using a curling iron? Because then you'd be a Mrs. Baked Potatohead. Seriously hope you weren't hurt.

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MrBean123 4

Friday 30 January 2015 9:59

how does that even happen?? and how do you still have bangs to look like mrs potato??? shouldn't they be burnt off?? your FML just collapsed on itself...

dazdisko1 7

Friday 30 January 2015 12:32

Why is everyone assuming she used an iron she probably put rollers in her hair

rockydify 22

Friday 30 January 2015 16:59

Curling your bangs? You mean like that 90s hairstyle? Is that back in fashion?

maddieex 14

Saturday 31 January 2015 6:45

YDI for having bangs.

nialls_girl 13

Saturday 31 January 2015 7:55

"It was only 2 times!" -Baby Momma

nipbiff 3

Monday 9 February 2015 23:24

I don't even understand how this happened.

futuremisty 12

Friday 19 June 2015 3:17

but how do you fall asleep

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