Animals: Today, I fell asleep. I felt something on my face. I batted it...

By EpicFail - 04/02/2009 23:29 - United States

Today, I fell asleep. I felt something on my face. I batted it away. It was my hamster. It died from a concussion upon hitting the wall. FML

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You deserved it 16 004

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By roze198765 - 04/08/2011 01:19 - United States

Today, my cat died in the process of eating, and choking on, my hamster. FML

I agree, your life sucks 45 863

You deserved it 4 386

By deadhammy - 11/01/2013 07:09 - United States - San Diego

Today, my hamster died. It climbed out of its cage and jumped off my dresser. Looking for condolences, I told my mom who replied, "If I lived in your room, I would have done it earlier." FML

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You deserved it 8 193

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By Chris - 13/02/2010 05:04 - United States

Today, I put my hamster in his ball, and spent about an hour cleaning his cage. When I came back, I realized he wasn't even alive. FML

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You deserved it 7 386

By deadhamster - 03/02/2012 18:29 - United States

Today, I woke up to one of my hamsters cannibalizing the other. FML

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You deserved it 5 045

By CatLady - 24/08/2009 13:38 - Canada

Today, my cat head-butted me awake as usual. I reached to pet him, but it wasn't his face I touched. It was the still-twitching corpse of the disemboweled rat he held in his jaws. FML

I agree, your life sucks 39 543

You deserved it 4 164

By zac545 - 19/02/2009 06:14 - United States

Today, I was looking after a hamster for a friend. My dog ate it. FML

I agree, your life sucks 53 950

You deserved it 11 232

By animal lover... - 05/10/2013 22:34

Today, I woke up to my cat slowly dragging her paw across my face. I opened my eyes to see a bloody mouse dangling an inch from my face. It was still twitching. FML

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You deserved it 4 041

By squeak - 12/09/2011 13:52 - United Kingdom

Today, I thought my hamster might be lonely, so I went to the pet shop and bought a new one to keep him company. The new hamster killed the old one. FML

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You deserved it 13 983

By Anonymous - 30/03/2012 07:45 - Australia - Perth

Today, I woke up to what sounded like twigs snapping. Turns out it was the skull of a live mouse being crushed in my cat's jaws. FML

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You deserved it 2 745

Poor Mr Nibbles

By Karlo Kračun - 09/07/2020 08:08

Today, my mom wanted to surprise me by buying me a hamster. When I got into her car, I was actually surprised and even said, "Hi" to the hamster. When we got home, the hamster was dead. FML

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You deserved it 115

Sudevi 0

Thursday 5 February 2009 10:12

Awwh, I'm sorry for your loss. :(

meganl_fml 0

Monday 9 February 2009 3:22

i feel more bad for your hamster

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sadams269 0

Tuesday 3 March 2009 8:46

lmfao i so did that to my sisters hamster too. the little ****** got out and i woke up to havin somethin crawl around on my chest i thought it was a mouse or somethin so i grabbed it really quick and threw it against the wall... :( poor hamster was layin there dead the next morning...

krishna1791 0

Friday 6 March 2009 5:22

that poor hamsterrrrrrrrrrr<3

LMFAOsabrina 0

Friday 6 March 2009 12:51

**** your life..? I say **** your hamsters life! Oh wait, your hamster doesn't have a life! Okay sorry, I had to say that. But wow, reading this is really depressing, especially since I've had a lot of pet rats over the years = R.I.P Hamster<333

anna16_fml 0

Sunday 8 March 2009 18:36

THATS HORRIBLE!! =[ this makes me really sad

xania_fml 0

Wednesday 11 March 2009 19:53

lmfao @ 43 and 57 and 53...sorry guys but i am sick today and just reading this and these comments made me feel better...but now i feel bad for laughing, but BAHAHAHAAHAHAHA

earwig12 1

Wednesday 18 March 2009 18:33

Could be worse. One of my friends squeezed her pet hamster to death when she was younger. And juggled her goldfish to death. Actually, she kind of scares me.

91Caleb 0

Thursday 19 March 2009 6:12

how do you know it got a concussion

Dimaranien 1

Friday 20 March 2009 5:47

oh no! that really sux! i am so sorry! #65-haha! reminds me of the girl from finding nemo.

Alicia_Raven7 0

Monday 19 April 2010 4:37

I was thinking the same! I think her name was Darla.

lola_noone 0

Sunday 22 March 2009 6:51

why was ur hampster not in a cage thats what cages r for so u dont hit the hampster into a wall

Wow_FYL_BIZNITCH 7

Thursday 12 April 2012 6:46

Hamster*, hamster**, along with other spelling mistakes.

mathews666 0

Wednesday 25 March 2009 0:44

Im sorry but thats kind of funny just imagine that! How far away was the wall lol it would be funnier if it were like 10 feet away so it just was flying lol sorry though dood