Animals: Today, I fell asleep. I felt something on my face. I batted it...

By EpicFail - 04/02/2009 23:29 - United States

Today, I fell asleep. I felt something on my face. I batted it away. It was my hamster. It died from a concussion upon hitting the wall. FML

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By roze198765 - 04/08/2011 01:19 - United States

Today, my cat died in the process of eating, and choking on, my hamster. FML

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By deadhammy - 11/01/2013 07:09 - United States - San Diego

Today, my hamster died. It climbed out of its cage and jumped off my dresser. Looking for condolences, I told my mom who replied, "If I lived in your room, I would have done it earlier." FML

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You deserved it 8 193

Alas…

By Chris - 13/02/2010 05:04 - United States

Today, I put my hamster in his ball, and spent about an hour cleaning his cage. When I came back, I realized he wasn't even alive. FML

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By deadhamster - 03/02/2012 18:29 - United States

Today, I woke up to one of my hamsters cannibalizing the other. FML

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You deserved it 5 048

By CatLady - 24/08/2009 13:38 - Canada

Today, my cat head-butted me awake as usual. I reached to pet him, but it wasn't his face I touched. It was the still-twitching corpse of the disemboweled rat he held in his jaws. FML

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You deserved it 4 164

By zac545 - 19/02/2009 06:14 - United States

Today, I was looking after a hamster for a friend. My dog ate it. FML

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You deserved it 11 235

By animal lover... - 05/10/2013 22:34

Today, I woke up to my cat slowly dragging her paw across my face. I opened my eyes to see a bloody mouse dangling an inch from my face. It was still twitching. FML

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You deserved it 4 041

Sobering

By TheLivingDeadTree - 19/10/2024 13:00 - United States

Today, I made my way to bed around 4am after spending all night hanging out with my family. When I got to my bed, I started to clear a spot to lay down. Almost immediately, my hand touched something furry and cold and, fearing the worst, I turned the light on. Turns out my cat left me a half eaten rodent. FML

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You deserved it 106

By squeak - 12/09/2011 13:52 - United Kingdom

Today, I thought my hamster might be lonely, so I went to the pet shop and bought a new one to keep him company. The new hamster killed the old one. FML

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You deserved it 13 987

By Anonymous - 30/03/2012 07:45 - Australia - Perth

Today, I woke up to what sounded like twigs snapping. Turns out it was the skull of a live mouse being crushed in my cat's jaws. FML

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You deserved it 2 745

Sudevi 0

Thursday 5 February 2009 10:12

Awwh, I'm sorry for your loss. :(

meganl_fml 0

Monday 9 February 2009 3:22

i feel more bad for your hamster

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Simonn_fml 0

Monday 3 August 2009 22:52

#23's right.

foxkl 0

Thursday 6 August 2009 7:22

I'm sorry! that's sad!

bananaskidmark 3

Monday 24 August 2009 16:55

I can't stop laughing! I'm sorry, going to hell for this, but so worth it Get a better cage dude!

loserboii 11

Thursday 27 August 2009 7:31

banana u wont go to hell since animals were sacrificed to God :) secondly this is few FMLS tht made me laugh :)

Bunnygal268 0

Saturday 19 September 2009 21:58

Why would you let your hamster out of it's cage?!

Facerockker 0

Tuesday 8 December 2009 3:28

WTF?!

lucifer69_fml 0

Sunday 3 January 2010 11:19

what was the hamster doing on your ******* face

ccc01 1

Monday 1 February 2010 23:32

EPIC FAIL!!!!

shadowPlayer 6

Tuesday 2 March 2010 7:49

asshole!

mykalajee 0

Wednesday 17 March 2010 3:23

#17- dick much? but I'm sorry for your loss :(

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