By quickfingers100 - 01/06/2011 16:05 - United Kingdom

Today, I fell asleep in class. I'm the teacher. FML
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A7X_LoVeee 10

Damn, that boring? Jk, I'm sure the kids didn't mind.

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birdfreak 24

lol that's funny if any of my teachers fell asleep during class, me and my friends would probably through a party. we couldnt ditch cause we would probably get detention and if I get one more, i'd have 4 and i think after that I get suspended

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breepanda 4

that was a very long paragraph for something so simple :/

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volley4eva1698 0

omg like he totally like would have gotten suspended if he like totally threw a party like OMG right?!

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birdfreak 24

no I sed that if I got another detention I would have had 4 which means I might get suspended. god read it right

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birdfreak 24

I said that if I got 1 more detention that would be 4 for me and I would probably get suspended or something like that. God read it right

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parcan 11

your an idiot. this is about their life not yours!

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birdfreak 24

you know what? people post stuff that's similar to what might be going on and crap like that and their comment doesn't have to f-in be buried and you know what I have plenty of fmls that could probably be posted like my detentions 1) talking to myself, I said I'm hungry 2) laughing 3) reading a book but I post them in comments hoping someone might have a little pity on me ok my life is f-up ok fml EVERY SINGLE DAY!!!!!

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dudeitsdanny 9

Justin Timberlake has a few words for you: Cry me a river.

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mrwelsh3 0

or you could post fmls about how your parents don't love you because you like men and ***********

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mrwelsh3 0

or you could post fmls about how your parents don't love ypu because you like men and ***********

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fatazzkid 0

at least they didn't tie u up and kidnap u...

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ToxicxKitten 9

I wish you were my teacher.

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niralz16 0

my teachers do that all the time... are they not aloud to???

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Jenna_Tell_Yuh 0

67, nice :)

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ckyorelse 18

Hi! Billy Mays here with a product I know you're going to love! Having trouble staying awake in class? At the office? Washing laundry with oxyclean? Then try the new Espresso Juice! Just one ounce is all you need to keep you up for hours on end!

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flighted 1

...expresso juice? I was totally reading this in a Billy may's voice and was actually getting excited to what you were going to say. But you ruined it

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ckyorelse 18

sorry. win some lose some. it's an art the Billy mastered, and I am still learning

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flighted 1

it's okay. I accept the apology :)

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A7X_LoVeee 10

Billy Mays is dead, imposter!!!!

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Captain_Obvious2_fml 6

your picture looks a lot like billy mays. beside the glasses

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DrJesse 10

good effort but the ending needs a little work

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mrwelsh3 0

I want to make love to you

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biebette16 0

what do u teach home ec?

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Shlizabeth 0

I'm kinda more weirded out by the fact that you're a teacher and your name is "quick fingers." At least you're not a priest, but... O.O

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bentleysdad11611 0

oh well I'm sure your still not even with your students and if u got caught u just say I was testing them to see how mature and independent there are ;)

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