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By Anon - 05/12/2015 23:15 - United States - Fayetteville

Today, I learned that while most people drunk text, I drunk clean. And by drunk clean I mean put my things away where I won't be able to find them, like my car keys. FML
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organizse 28

Solution: keep getting drunk until you clean enough of your house to find them

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Tripartita 44

Time to make a drunk videographer friend, so you'll have an account of whatever happens when you're both inebriated.

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Googolman 29

Well, at least now if you ever need to clean your house it won't be a chore.

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WittyMoron 22

Everything's gone somewhere for when you want to properly clean, at least.

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polishguy05 15

Look at the bright side at least you didn't decide to drive with them while drunk

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klorehore 24

Usually when I "drunk clean" I clean so well the lost items aren't even inside my apartment anymore.

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i_live_to_vault 19

Well that stinks. Hope you find them.

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Tripartita 44

Time to make a drunk videographer friend, so you'll have an account of whatever happens when you're both inebriated.

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Tripartita 44

Oh, oh, and they probably aren't on fire!

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jeffprobs 29

You drunk:"i can't drive, i should make sure i put the keys somewhere so i won't...Ever" *passes out* *drop keys*

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lexiieeex3 32

Check the refrigerator, that seems to be a common drunken mistake.

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