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By nevasurprised - 10/01/2012 14:50 - Germany

Today, I fell asleep in class. I'm the teacher; I've already given students detention for falling asleep in class this year. FML

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You deserved it 42 837

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By quickfingers100 - 01/06/2011 16:05 - United Kingdom

Today, I fell asleep in class. I'm the teacher. FML

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By yogabbagabba - 03/09/2009 05:05 - United States

Today, I fell asleep during naptime. I'm the teacher. FML

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You deserved it 38 761

Dozing off

By Math_Rocker - 02/09/2009 22:17 - United States

Today, I fell asleep in class. Usually, people just sit still when asleep. Nope, not me. Not only had I been violently rocking and nodding my head, the teacher stopped class for everyone to see for 5 minutes as she made jokes. What woke me? The intense laughter, followed by embarrassment. FML

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By "AdorableDoxie" - 17/12/2018 22:00

Today, I fell asleep in the school bus on the way back home when my loud fart woke me and a few other kids up. I am a teacher. FML

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By Victor - 09/09/2009 12:32 - United States

Today, I fell asleep in my last period class. When I woke up my teacher said "you missed your bus". I grabbed all my stuff and ran out the room. My class mates were standing outside the class laughing. We still had an hour left in class. FML

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Drunk with power

By fannylover - 18/02/2010 20:12 - United States

Today, I finished my classwork and my homework early. Since we weren't allowed to leave the room, I decided to draw. My teacher noticed and gave me detention for "goofing off" when I should be doing my work. When I told the teacher I was already done, they gave me a second detention for "attempting to defy them". FML

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By Anonymous - 23/03/2009 19:06 - United States

Today, I fell asleep in class. As a joke, my professor used an airhorn to wake me up. I got so freaked out that I punched the girl next to me in the face. She got knocked out. FML

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Safe bet

By Pee.H.D - 02/05/2016 17:24 - United States - Fontana

Today, since I always fall asleep in class, I decided not to go to the bathroom beforehand, hoping the need to pee would keep me awake. I ended up falling asleep and wetting myself in the middle of the lecture. FML

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You deserved it 7 264

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By Anonymous - 15/09/2020 13:31 - India - Delhi

Today, I fell asleep in the middle of an online class. Now everyone calls me Sleeping Beauty. FML

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You deserved it 1 086

Hello?

By Anonymous - 16/01/2021 04:01 - United States - Milwaukee

Today, my friend's phone rang in class and my teacher thought it was me, so now I have detention for a week. FML

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You deserved it 110

SkoomaKi 27

Tuesday 10 January 2012 18:48

Typical teacher.

brianjman14 22

Tuesday 10 January 2012 18:50

Funny how hypocrisy works. Don't give detention. Just wake them up. YDI for falling asleep.

Comments

Fletchdads 9

Wednesday 11 January 2012 1:09

Douche.

davek 36

Wednesday 11 January 2012 1:24

Haha! Busted!

parkerwashere 6

Wednesday 11 January 2012 2:09

You bitch!

AzWolf 5

Wednesday 11 January 2012 2:25

wtf?

lolzezusukatlife 2

Wednesday 11 January 2012 3:02

I sleep in class all the time, nice job bro.

MaliciousMel 1

Wednesday 11 January 2012 3:10

This isn't even a FML...

yuri63f6 7

Wednesday 11 January 2012 4:26

Wow... The material was so boring the teach fell asleep before the students... Well done! Paperclips interesting to you?

clouse94 0

Wednesday 11 January 2012 4:47

Dumb bi**h...go back to teaching kindergarden

Cody_Maverak 0

Wednesday 11 January 2012 4:52

Just one of those days, huh?

lincolnkite 6

Wednesday 11 January 2012 6:57

What is worse, falling asleep in class or disrupting it?

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