Transportation: Today, I fell asleep on the bus. When I woke up, my head was...

By pandora - 13/06/2012 09:08 - Israel - Palmahim

Today, I fell asleep on the bus. When I woke up, my head was resting on the broad, tanned shoulder of the smoking hot guy sitting next to me. I had drooled a little. FML

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By marlow - 15/01/2009 02:25 - Canada

Today, the guy sitting beside me on the bus fell asleep and just drooled on me. FML

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By fml_forever32 - 23/12/2009 18:56 - United States

Today, I was in the bus on my way home. I was reading a book, and drops of something were getting all over it. It was the man sitting next to me who was asleep and drooling. FML

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By Anonymous - 04/07/2024 00:00 - Sweden

Today, I fell asleep on the bus taking me home after a long hard day at work. I woke up with my head on a stranger’s shoulder, drooling. The worst part? The stranger was my crush from college, who I haven’t seen in years. Turns out we have the same bus route. FML

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By Anonymous - 04/04/2013 18:04 - Portugal - Sintra

Today, while on the bus, an elderly man fell asleep on my shoulder. He looked sweet, so I didn't push him off. A few minutes later, the bus jolted and his head slipped down into my breasts. I'm pretty sure you don't smile like that when you're really asleep. FML

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By Kerlane - 05/12/2008 03:45 - France

Today, I was sitting on the bus on my commute to work, when I nodded off on the charming young man next to me. Something cold and wet touched me, and I looked down to see a small pool of my saliva collecting on my chest. The man thought this was hilarious. FML

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By alice - 14/02/2011 01:18 - United Kingdom

Today, on the bus, water kept dripping on my head so I stood up to move. As I got up, the bus turned round a corner and I fell over into a man's lap. When I tried to get up, I slipped down between his legs. FML

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By Anonymous - 12/03/2014 15:33 - United States

Today, I was so tired that I fell asleep on a bus. When I awoke suddenly, half of the bus was staring at me, with some people chuckling and smiling. I have no idea what I did. FML

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By feltuponthe69 - 08/07/2009 07:24 - United States

Today, I fell asleep on the bus and when I woke up, I found out that I missed my stop by ten stops and I was on the last bus of the night. And, to make matters worse, a drunk hobo was sitting next to me with a beer in one hand and was rubbing my leg with the other. FML

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By scarlet - 09/05/2011 15:02 - Canada

Today, on the bus, a large smelly man was sat next to me, pushing me against the divider and sliding into me on every turn. When he got up for his stop, his pants had loosened and his bare ass was staring me in the face. FML

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itsalanis 25

Wednesday 13 June 2012 16:26

Hmm, seems like a good ice breaker, lol.

g0ldenb0nes 6

Wednesday 13 June 2012 16:27

He must not have cared too much if he hadn't moved. If a stranger fell asleep on me the first thing I'd do was move.

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ShitHappens12318 10

Wednesday 13 June 2012 17:55

Yeah, sounds awful!

TheDrifter 23

Wednesday 13 June 2012 18:02

Fools, revealing yourselves. *Scans for Ezio and disappears*

Spark_Slicker 19

Wednesday 13 June 2012 18:06

Maybe it's just me, but I think that's quite a nice thing to wake up to.

diggingahole 5

Wednesday 13 June 2012 18:14

I'm thinking you should use this to your advantage. Sounds like a good ice breaker!

fridabloman 3

Wednesday 13 June 2012 18:16

Oh God I wish it was me....

tildoorf84 7

Wednesday 13 June 2012 18:17

he was ok with it or he would have said something or shrugged you off

TheDrifter 23

Wednesday 13 June 2012 18:17

Told you I could chew through that lock. Now to buy some bus tickets and a shirt that's comfy to sleep on. Hope my "surprise date" kit is stocked.

PegstarrrXD 4

Wednesday 13 June 2012 18:21

Great icebreaker, If he didnt move, then he wasnt particularly against the idea of you resting on his shoulder... *hint hint!*

melrose90210 10

Wednesday 13 June 2012 18:48

He seems nice... Didn't wake you up or anything :)

TheDrifter 23

Wednesday 13 June 2012 18:52

Damn him. Now I have to get creative, maybe mug my brother for bus fare.

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