Transportation: Today, I fell asleep on the bus. When I woke up, my head was...

By pandora - 13/06/2012 09:08 - Israel - Palmahim

Today, I fell asleep on the bus. When I woke up, my head was resting on the broad, tanned shoulder of the smoking hot guy sitting next to me. I had drooled a little. FML

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By marlow - 15/01/2009 02:25 - Canada

Today, the guy sitting beside me on the bus fell asleep and just drooled on me. FML

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By fml_forever32 - 23/12/2009 18:56 - United States

Today, I was in the bus on my way home. I was reading a book, and drops of something were getting all over it. It was the man sitting next to me who was asleep and drooling. FML

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By Anonymous - 04/07/2024 00:00 - Sweden

Today, I fell asleep on the bus taking me home after a long hard day at work. I woke up with my head on a stranger’s shoulder, drooling. The worst part? The stranger was my crush from college, who I haven’t seen in years. Turns out we have the same bus route. FML

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By Anonymous - 04/04/2013 18:04 - Portugal - Sintra

Today, while on the bus, an elderly man fell asleep on my shoulder. He looked sweet, so I didn't push him off. A few minutes later, the bus jolted and his head slipped down into my breasts. I'm pretty sure you don't smile like that when you're really asleep. FML

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By Kerlane - 05/12/2008 03:45 - France

Today, I was sitting on the bus on my commute to work, when I nodded off on the charming young man next to me. Something cold and wet touched me, and I looked down to see a small pool of my saliva collecting on my chest. The man thought this was hilarious. FML

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By alice - 14/02/2011 01:18 - United Kingdom

Today, on the bus, water kept dripping on my head so I stood up to move. As I got up, the bus turned round a corner and I fell over into a man's lap. When I tried to get up, I slipped down between his legs. FML

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By Anonymous - 12/03/2014 15:33 - United States

Today, I was so tired that I fell asleep on a bus. When I awoke suddenly, half of the bus was staring at me, with some people chuckling and smiling. I have no idea what I did. FML

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By feltuponthe69 - 08/07/2009 07:24 - United States

Today, I fell asleep on the bus and when I woke up, I found out that I missed my stop by ten stops and I was on the last bus of the night. And, to make matters worse, a drunk hobo was sitting next to me with a beer in one hand and was rubbing my leg with the other. FML

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By scarlet - 09/05/2011 15:02 - Canada

Today, on the bus, a large smelly man was sat next to me, pushing me against the divider and sliding into me on every turn. When he got up for his stop, his pants had loosened and his bare ass was staring me in the face. FML

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Wednesday 13 June 2012 16:26

Hmm, seems like a good ice breaker, lol.

g0ldenb0nes 6

Wednesday 13 June 2012 16:27

He must not have cared too much if he hadn't moved. If a stranger fell asleep on me the first thing I'd do was move.

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tearsliberation 0

Wednesday 13 June 2012 18:56

I see no 'FML' moment, just a win moment :P

alpacaman 5

Wednesday 13 June 2012 19:02

Don't bother it, just enjoy it

Bright_Lights 14

Wednesday 13 June 2012 19:15

This is my life story.

quincykid23 6

Wednesday 13 June 2012 19:27

Oh I'm sorry about that.... How about u come back to my place and I will wash your shirt for u....

talloctopus 7

Wednesday 13 June 2012 20:48

Wow. Did you at least ask him out. Haha

zenrael 21

Wednesday 13 June 2012 20:51

It's ok :) we like that a little

abrookec2011 14

Wednesday 13 June 2012 21:03

Good reason to drool.

ashra_Raivyn 2

Wednesday 13 June 2012 22:43

What's a hot guy riding the public bus?

Jewbenita 0

Wednesday 13 June 2012 23:01

aw how cute ;) he let you sleep on his shoulder, therefore he was fine with it. I'd get with that, girl xD

melikesfml 11

Wednesday 13 June 2012 23:19

What the hell is this thread?

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