Transportation: Today, I fell asleep on the bus. When I woke up, my head was...

By pandora - 13/06/2012 09:08 - Israel - Palmahim

Today, I fell asleep on the bus. When I woke up, my head was resting on the broad, tanned shoulder of the smoking hot guy sitting next to me. I had drooled a little. FML

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By marlow - 15/01/2009 02:25 - Canada

Today, the guy sitting beside me on the bus fell asleep and just drooled on me. FML

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By fml_forever32 - 23/12/2009 18:56 - United States

Today, I was in the bus on my way home. I was reading a book, and drops of something were getting all over it. It was the man sitting next to me who was asleep and drooling. FML

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By Anonymous - 04/07/2024 00:00 - Sweden

Today, I fell asleep on the bus taking me home after a long hard day at work. I woke up with my head on a stranger’s shoulder, drooling. The worst part? The stranger was my crush from college, who I haven’t seen in years. Turns out we have the same bus route. FML

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By Anonymous - 04/04/2013 18:04 - Portugal - Sintra

Today, while on the bus, an elderly man fell asleep on my shoulder. He looked sweet, so I didn't push him off. A few minutes later, the bus jolted and his head slipped down into my breasts. I'm pretty sure you don't smile like that when you're really asleep. FML

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By Kerlane - 05/12/2008 03:45 - France

Today, I was sitting on the bus on my commute to work, when I nodded off on the charming young man next to me. Something cold and wet touched me, and I looked down to see a small pool of my saliva collecting on my chest. The man thought this was hilarious. FML

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By alice - 14/02/2011 01:18 - United Kingdom

Today, on the bus, water kept dripping on my head so I stood up to move. As I got up, the bus turned round a corner and I fell over into a man's lap. When I tried to get up, I slipped down between his legs. FML

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By Anonymous - 12/03/2014 15:33 - United States

Today, I was so tired that I fell asleep on a bus. When I awoke suddenly, half of the bus was staring at me, with some people chuckling and smiling. I have no idea what I did. FML

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By feltuponthe69 - 08/07/2009 07:24 - United States

Today, I fell asleep on the bus and when I woke up, I found out that I missed my stop by ten stops and I was on the last bus of the night. And, to make matters worse, a drunk hobo was sitting next to me with a beer in one hand and was rubbing my leg with the other. FML

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By scarlet - 09/05/2011 15:02 - Canada

Today, on the bus, a large smelly man was sat next to me, pushing me against the divider and sliding into me on every turn. When he got up for his stop, his pants had loosened and his bare ass was staring me in the face. FML

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itsalanis 25

Wednesday 13 June 2012 16:26

Hmm, seems like a good ice breaker, lol.

g0ldenb0nes 6

Wednesday 13 June 2012 16:27

He must not have cared too much if he hadn't moved. If a stranger fell asleep on me the first thing I'd do was move.

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tony1891 22

Wednesday 13 June 2012 16:33

did he say hello to you?

ucoolgirl31 20

Wednesday 13 June 2012 16:34

Well he didn't move you, so maybe he thinks you're hot too!! Get his number!! :)

MsSoulReaper 27

Wednesday 13 June 2012 16:34

Is the FML about you drooling alittle or did the guy flip shit? If none then it's not really an FML hah

Ajwc101 24

Wednesday 13 June 2012 16:38

It's ok OP. I bet he understood. I'm sure he didn't mind if he did he would have woke you up.

uberdubers 3

Wednesday 13 June 2012 19:12

Put your tongue away.

hellokatie8 5

Friday 15 June 2012 9:14

O.o ....did....you just ASK him to put his tongue away? You MUST be a male . XD

Zack21111994 3

Wednesday 13 June 2012 16:40

op was the guy that hot that when he sat next to you that even though you were asleep you started drooling? :P Cheer up op he probably likes you otherwise he wouldn't have let you sleep on him