By Anonymous - 03/07/2010 04:19 - United States

Today, I fell asleep on the couch and must have rolled off. When I woke up, I noticed my braces were stuck to the rug. After frantically pulling, my mom finally sawed me off the rug with scissors. FML
I agree, your life sucks 463
You deserved it 41
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ArtIsResistance7 1

Ah, it's okay. There are times in life when it's okay to have your face buried deep in a rug. Did you get some experience out of it?

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FYL_hardd 0

Yes, because we all use our teeth to make out.

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lilkim_fml 0

haha 51, you wanna have a brace? XD it hurts like shit the first couple a days. u cant eat proper food either... but its ok when you get used to it:) and you'll have nice teeth afterwodds! (this was just for anyone frightend of having braces, if you care) :(#)

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MjsBabyAngel 0

YDI for having braces that attract rugs. :-p jk jk lol

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imhowie 2

Insert "Who cares?" vote. That doesn't sound that bad seeing as your mom was able to free you.

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immazombeastxD 0

say you'll eat red carpet! SAY IT! SAY IT! yeeees yeees i'll eat red carpet! :.(..

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jinxthejinx 0

"carpet muncher joke"

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jarrett10110 0

wouldn't tht be cut u off bc there isn't a saw featured on scisors

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