By Anonymous - 06/04/2016 18:18 - Netherlands - Den Dungen

Today, I fell asleep while taking a dump. At work. FML
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UncleCaitlyn 21

I smell something and it's not a promotion

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Laphog 17

Getting paid to sleep and poop, a career we all aspire to attain .

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Hildy93 21

Could have been playing angry birds instead

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thatsjustgreat1 16

"Boss makes a dollar, I make a dime. That's why I poop on company time."

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jebron 13

How long does it take you if you could fall asleep?

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PsychedelicGrass 6

That's some fuckery right there.

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isuckwithnames 22

Who hasn't fallen asleep on the toilet at least once?

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ulissey_fml 22

Did you dream of being promoted as Number Two ?

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KxHoneyCombxP 24

wow, my husband does that too. he doesn't get paid hourly though.

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