Alright. So he couldn't get to you as fast as you thought he should, he didn't hear you, or he ignored you? The way you told the story, it's impossible to tell. It looks more like an assumption, in all honesty, and I'm not about to make an assumption myself to compensate. If you don't know how to write a story, then don't even try.

Maybe he was trying to figure out how to trim YOUR grass patch.

you need a Doctor not a boyfriend.....

Ouch. One night after getting up many times to let our puppy out, my husband decided to leave him down stairs without making sure he couldnt get into anything. When I asked him if moved stuff so pups wouldnt get into it, he said no and Im not making another trip down stairs. Pissed off, I go to move HUBBYS laptop and cords away from the dog and I fell, top to bottom. Hubby heard the screw driver fall when I tried to grab the railing yet didnt hear me fall somehow. Nor did he notice that I didnt come to bed because My ass, head and elbow hurt so much and I almost passed out. I ended up with a bruise that covered all of one butt cheek and my whole elbow. Man did I have the worst head ache that week.

You totally deserve it for picking an asshole for a boyfriend :)

Sucks Hahahah ! My EX Boyfriend Did That To Me . *hint* On The 'Ex'

HAHAHAHA WIINN!!!!

your out of the kitchen whyyy??

Seek revenge. just wait for him 2 fall down the stairs if not u can always trip him :P

haha tell him it's over