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By CessnaPilot - 13/12/2011 03:47 - United States

Today, I fell off a ladder while building a shelter for one of my wife's horses. I think I broke some ribs. I absolutely hate horses. FML

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By Anonymous - 17/01/2012 06:13 - Canada

Today, I broke my wrist when I got into a disagreement with a horse. FML

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Goodbye horses

By Owned - 25/03/2009 23:43 - United States

Today, my parents came to visit me at the ranch I work at. They're scared to death of horses, but I was explaining how they are almost completely harmless. I was showing them how to work around the horse without getting kicked. As they relaxed, the horse kicked me. I now have a broken leg. FML

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By Anonymous - 11/09/2009 14:48 - Canada

Today, I was putting my horse away into her pasture, when I slipped in the mud. In a haisty attempt to support myself, I grabbed the electric fence in on hand, and my horse with the other. The shock from the fence traveled through me to her, sending her running and leaving me with 2 broken teeth. FML

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By Anonymous - 10/04/2013 09:06 - United States

Today, I was riding a new horse when a lawnmower starting up spooked her. She jumped straight up in the air and I landed directly on the saddle horn. I can't walk or feel anything between my legs. FML

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By Lizziebelle - 01/12/2016 08:07 - United States - Seattle

Today, my horse learned a new acrobatic trick. Unfortunately, I was still on top of him when he tried to somersault. The horse is fine. I'm in the hospital, fresh out of surgery for a broken femur. FML

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Goodbye horses

By Anonymous - 23/10/2017 16:19

Today, my dad tried to help me overcome my intense fear of horses (due to nearly being killed by one as a child) by taking me to a ranch. Within 30 minutes, a horse bit my face. FML

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By Not Again! - 14/06/2019 04:16

Today, while riding a massive draft horse, the horse thought it would be fun to walk under a very low apple tree that sat level with his back. A branch hit me and made me fall off onto a coil of barbed wire, twisting my ankle in the process. FML

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By Anonymous - 15/07/2020 20:02

Today, my horse, who has been nothing but gentle for 27 years, kicked me right in the knee on my last vacation day. It's so bad, I can hardly sleep or sit down on the toilet. Tomorrow I go back to work, which involves lots of walking, sitting down and getting back up, as well as lifting heavy stuff. FML

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By Me - 20/12/2010 06:22

Today, I went horseback riding with this guy I like. I asked him to help me get on the horse. I slipped, and while trying to keep my balance, I kicked him in the face. FML

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By fhe - 16/04/2012 15:52 - Puerto Rico - San Juan

Today, I was fixing a leak in the roof. When I was climbing down the ladder, it fell, but I managed to grab the ledge of the roof. The ladder hit my wife's car, then I fell on top of the ladder. My wife came running out to ask what happened to the car. FML

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robertlovespi 3

Tuesday 13 December 2011 8:39

Blame your clumsiness on the horses? Really?

TheCoNofGamer 1

Tuesday 13 December 2011 8:39

Look at my horse, my horse is amazing.

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xSorry_fml 10

Tuesday 13 December 2011 15:49

I never seem to mind working on my girlfriends unicorn ranch.

Awesomeelliot 11

Tuesday 13 December 2011 16:52

ONE of her horses!? How many does she have!?

xrudeboyrock 29

Tuesday 13 December 2011 17:01

but you like your wife, right?

griffin2020 4

Tuesday 13 December 2011 17:57

I guess you have never owned (nor had to pay for a horse, have you Sarah?). It is very, very, very hard to get rich off of horses, unless yours happens to be named Sir Barton, Gallant Fox, Omaha, War Admiral, Whirlaway, Count Fleet, Assault, Citation, Secretariat, Seattle Slew, or Affirmed (in case you do not know, those are all of the Triple Crown winners).

captianstump 1

Tuesday 13 December 2011 18:10

I know what you mean, my wife and kids have horses too, the things we do for love

brick_man33 14

Tuesday 13 December 2011 18:20

"I like turtles"

boofgall 16

Tuesday 13 December 2011 18:35

-83, read #15

BlackBlazeCobra 16

Tuesday 13 December 2011 19:01

YDI for blaming the horses. Guess you married the wrong woman.

bubo_fml 10

Tuesday 13 December 2011 19:35

Today, I busted my ass trying to house some horses for an old nag...

KiddNYC1O 20

Tuesday 13 December 2011 20:01

Horses are pretty awesome, hater.

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