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By CessnaPilot - 13/12/2011 03:47 - United States

Today, I fell off a ladder while building a shelter for one of my wife's horses. I think I broke some ribs. I absolutely hate horses. FML

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By Anonymous - 17/01/2012 06:13 - Canada

Today, I broke my wrist when I got into a disagreement with a horse. FML

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Goodbye horses

By Owned - 25/03/2009 23:43 - United States

Today, my parents came to visit me at the ranch I work at. They're scared to death of horses, but I was explaining how they are almost completely harmless. I was showing them how to work around the horse without getting kicked. As they relaxed, the horse kicked me. I now have a broken leg. FML

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By Anonymous - 11/09/2009 14:48 - Canada

Today, I was putting my horse away into her pasture, when I slipped in the mud. In a haisty attempt to support myself, I grabbed the electric fence in on hand, and my horse with the other. The shock from the fence traveled through me to her, sending her running and leaving me with 2 broken teeth. FML

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By Anonymous - 10/04/2013 09:06 - United States

Today, I was riding a new horse when a lawnmower starting up spooked her. She jumped straight up in the air and I landed directly on the saddle horn. I can't walk or feel anything between my legs. FML

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By Lizziebelle - 01/12/2016 08:07 - United States - Seattle

Today, my horse learned a new acrobatic trick. Unfortunately, I was still on top of him when he tried to somersault. The horse is fine. I'm in the hospital, fresh out of surgery for a broken femur. FML

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Goodbye horses

By Anonymous - 23/10/2017 16:19

Today, my dad tried to help me overcome my intense fear of horses (due to nearly being killed by one as a child) by taking me to a ranch. Within 30 minutes, a horse bit my face. FML

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Goodbye horses

By Not Again! - 14/06/2019 04:16

Today, while riding a massive draft horse, the horse thought it would be fun to walk under a very low apple tree that sat level with his back. A branch hit me and made me fall off onto a coil of barbed wire, twisting my ankle in the process. FML

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By Anonymous - 15/07/2020 20:02

Today, my horse, who has been nothing but gentle for 27 years, kicked me right in the knee on my last vacation day. It's so bad, I can hardly sleep or sit down on the toilet. Tomorrow I go back to work, which involves lots of walking, sitting down and getting back up, as well as lifting heavy stuff. FML

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By Me - 20/12/2010 06:22

Today, I went horseback riding with this guy I like. I asked him to help me get on the horse. I slipped, and while trying to keep my balance, I kicked him in the face. FML

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By fhe - 16/04/2012 15:52 - Puerto Rico - San Juan

Today, I was fixing a leak in the roof. When I was climbing down the ladder, it fell, but I managed to grab the ledge of the roof. The ladder hit my wife's car, then I fell on top of the ladder. My wife came running out to ask what happened to the car. FML

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robertlovespi 3

Tuesday 13 December 2011 8:39

Blame your clumsiness on the horses? Really?

TheCoNofGamer 1

Tuesday 13 December 2011 8:39

Look at my horse, my horse is amazing.

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DontClickOnMe 28

Tuesday 13 December 2011 8:52

Aw don't say that. It wasn't even their fault! D:

LaColombianita 26

Tuesday 13 December 2011 18:55

Shut up

boofgall 16

Tuesday 13 December 2011 8:53

Why? They're allowed to have differences..

FYLDeep 25

Tuesday 13 December 2011 8:55

What's your position on glue though?

arttyruiz 7

Tuesday 13 December 2011 8:56

Yeah, damn horses! Making you fall off that ladder...

jennyvieve 8

Tuesday 13 December 2011 8:57

Yeah, as long as they both like ham.

jmad29 2

Tuesday 13 December 2011 8:58

Doesn't sound like he's blaming the horses. He's just pointing out the irony of the situation. What a good hubby you are.

FYLDeep 25

Tuesday 13 December 2011 9:00

Pfft... ponies are better anyway.

DontClickOnMe 28

Tuesday 13 December 2011 9:03

I think unicorns are better.

FYLDeep 25

Tuesday 13 December 2011 9:11

What about pegasi?

steviesnm 6

Tuesday 13 December 2011 11:01

My pony hates me.

lexex1 4

Tuesday 13 December 2011 9:04

I hate Sarah Jessica Parker aswell.

FYLDeep 25

Tuesday 13 December 2011 9:13

You can't judge all horses just by how disgusting that one is. That said, I'm still thumbing up your comment.

lexex1 4

Tuesday 13 December 2011 9:14

..no I do not mean trace Cyrus.

IndigoAcrylic 9

Tuesday 13 December 2011 9:05

Bitch please! It's not the horse's fault so don't be hatin' them horses! Perhsps you just don't have your WorkSafe certificate. CH-CHECK YA SELF BEFORE YA WRECK YA SELF! ;D

Nikelopez 11

Tuesday 13 December 2011 9:05

If it's for a wife, it should all be worth it.

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