By CessnaPilot - 13/12/2011 03:47 - United States

Today, I fell off a ladder while building a shelter for one of my wife's horses. I think I broke some ribs. I absolutely hate horses. FML
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robertlovespi 3

Blame your clumsiness on the horses? Really?

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kay2beauty 0

He's not blaming what happened on the horses, he's pointintng out the irony of the fact that he hurt himself while building a shelter for something he already hates. Nowhere in this FML did it say the horses made him fall.

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1JDub 6

The real question here is, can your wife REALLY ride the horse to make it worth it???? If not....YDI

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yusaku02 20

Agreed OP, horses blow.

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Branflakes78 13

He blamed it on the horses because he's building something for the horse!! I hate Horses to.. they are a dirty and smelly animal!! FYL bro

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rubberduckie94 13

horses are great animals. they only smell sometimes when their owners dont take care of them, but most horse owners are hyper great at caring for their animal. They are also very smart too. and i am speaking as someone who does not own horses, but several of my friends do and i know from watching them.

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perdix 29

You ought to get your wife a new ass.

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FMLsOhilarious 6

As Courage the Cowardly Dog once said, "The things we do for love."

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jaredofmo 22

After that, so would I.

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EmperorHilo 11

But you probably love your wife, so just deal with it. Learn how to properly use a ladder and you won't fall off next time.

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yumlicious 4

I'm not trying to brag. I'm just trying to point out that the OP most likely does indeed have enough money to have someone build a shed for him.

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