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By jodulieu - 02/09/2010 02:31 - France

Today, I fell off my bike. I grazed my knee, shin, thigh, hip, collar bone, shoulder and face. I also strained my wrist. As I was wheeling my bike away, I stung my other leg on nettles. FML

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By Anonymous - 07/06/2013 13:25 - United States - Elk Grove

Today, my idiot horse decided to grab a mouthful of stinging nettles while I was riding him. He panicked at the burning sensation in his mouth and bucked me off. Don't worry, though, my fall was cushioned, by the nettles. FML

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By Boarder - 01/06/2009 12:32 - United States

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By Booooolette - 22/06/2016 04:27 - France - Beauvais

Today, I managed to fracture my shoulder blade and dislocate my shoulder, just by falling off a deckchair. FML

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Thursday 2 September 2010 9:09

How did you manage graze so many things at the same time? Lol.

CloudEnvy 17

Thursday 2 September 2010 12:03

Strike me down if i'm being stupid.. But: I'm pretty sure the brakes don't rely on the chain.

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PROBLEMS99 0

Saturday 13 November 2010 7:31

DID IT HURT

blakerzzz 0

Friday 2 September 2011 15:12

Yea well I kinda ripped my nutsack open on my handle bars

Splayd 10

Tuesday 20 September 2011 9:32

For me, this is one of the weirdest things I've ever read. You "grazed" various parts of your body, rather than "scraped". You "strained" your wrist rather than "spraining" it. And you were stung by "nettles," something I have never heard of. Whaaaaa--!

Pugs_not_drugs 9

Friday 22 February 2013 12:31

seriosly ,u dont know what stinging nettles are? never come to sussex. r u american? maybe op is a brit and we only say that stuff over here

dawhitekid15 0

Thursday 29 September 2011 23:51

you know a nettle is when a guy milks his man boob..so how did you sting urself?

0520bef 0

Monday 26 December 2011 23:49

Ouch! One time I was on a school field trip to outdoor school and I was walking by a bunch of stinging nettles and I accidentally brushed my whole right hand and my whole arm on the nettles and I was in pain for literally an entire month. I was treating it every day, idk y it didn't stop stinging. At least I got out of my school work because I write with my right hand:)

Various33 0

Wednesday 28 March 2012 6:22

I've been through worse. PS part of learning to skateboard is busting your nuts repeatedly.

theprincess79 2

Monday 19 November 2012 12:01

Ouch! And wow totally NOT your day.

worldclassrager 39

Tuesday 18 February 2014 2:02

You're slowing falling apart...looks like Mother Nature is trying to kill you off...

SailorSolaris 43

Thursday 23 April 2015 4:35

I feel your pain. I've had enough contact with stinging nettles to know that they are very painful. Also, I've hit the pavement from both bike and scooter more than once. It is rather painful.